Mess Hall Post

[foreverandeva]

[Yes. The unimaginable happened. All your cutlery now belongs to the Director and we're left with...]

[...sporks]

I-I suppose if there's nothing else...

((night! will pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[mywifeaneva]

. . . it just figures.

[foreverandeva]

I don't mind, really! It's just been a while since I've used them.

[mywifeaneva]

[poking at his eggs unsuccessfully. grump. grump grump grump.]

[...deep long-suffering teenage sigh.]

[foreverandeva]

... Gendo? Is something wrong?

[mywifeaneva]

I... dunno. It's not that I miss... home, really. And this place isn't so bad when it's not being weird. So. I dunno.

[mywifeaneva]

These eggs taste like shit, though. When I can actually get them in my mouth.

[foreverandeva]

Would you like me to make you some? The kitchen's open.

[mywifeaneva]

... you'd cook for me?

[foreverandeva]

Of course I would! I mean, if you wanted me to and you didn't mind...

[mywifeaneva]

[...soooo red he can't even look Yui in the face]

I-I'd love for you to. If ... you didn't mind. Yeah.

[foreverandeva]

I don't mind at all. I'll get something ready soon, all right?

[mywifeaneva]

[oh my god i just said "love" and "you" in the same sentence and didn't even-- headdesks as Yui walks off]

[mywifeaneva]

[... mumbles from the table as she walks into the kitchen]

ILOVEYOU

[mywifeaneva]

damnit. idiot idiot idiot idiot.

[foreverandeva]

[baaaaack without an indication she heard something]

Here you go, Gendo.

[mywifeaneva]

t...thanks.

[...scoop. scoop. scoop. GODDAMNIT SPORKS LET ME EAT MY WIFE'S LOVE]