a shouta's guide to dramatic entrances

[overlordcomplex]

[ 1. Entrance must be announced by either ominous background music or hysterical screaming. in this case, hysterical screaming of "I said that's not how we say hello in Japan!" punctuated by a loud BANG!

2. For the actual entrance don't just walk. Consider sauntering, moseying, being lowered from the sky on a swing in a diamond-studded leotard.

Comments

[dancemecanique]

Nice landing.

[dancemecanique]

You could always throw him in the lake and let Marcy play with him. Does he have red or blond hair?

[overlordcomplex]

Red hair. And I keep hearing about this 'Marcy-sama' from the zombies. Something about all shall love her and despair. She lives in the lake?

He's bigger than me. I can't throw him. Maybe I can lure him over there?

[dancemecanique]

Yep! She's the tentacle monster.

Nah. He's been here for a while so he knows what's in there.

[overlordcomplex]

This just keeps getting better and better! The many uses of a tentacle monster...

Well I'll just have to use more sophisticated tactics to trick him them. Oh and he told me that there's this item that deages people. Stingy bastard won't give me any more info.

[dancemecanique]

You are one strange little kid, you know that?

Porn, maybe. And is there really something that does that? Fun!

[overlordcomplex]

I get that a lot. I can do your typical 'innocent young boy of fluffy bunnies and wounded birds' but I get a migraine if I try to keep it up for too long.

I don't want to be anywhere near him and porn.

If his information can be trusted, yeah!

(( ooc: have to go argh! pick up again some other time? ))

[dancemecanique]

Your choice! All I'm saying is that that's one of the only reliable ways of getting people here to do anything~

Nice! Now I've got to find out what it is.

((Sure!))

[overlordcomplex]

I'll file that under plan B. I'd have to know what sort of porn he's into first so I can at least make it specific to him. If I didn't, I'd be collecting perverts from all over and spending too much time around them might warp me.

We have our mission! How long have you been in here anyway?

(( so very late! I'm so sorry! ))

[dancemecanique]

I think he's one of the few not-gay ones, so make sure it has girls in it.

About a year and a half.

((No problem XD))

[overlordcomplex]

Should have girls. Noted. Annnnd... one of the few?

A year and a half?!