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[ineedbothhands]

[anyone who happens to be out in the forests around camp will be treated to the sight of a young man pouting and scuffing his feet in the dirt.]

Stupid zombie. Stupid sword. Stupid sword getting stuck in the stupid zombie and me having to run away because now I'm fighting a zombie with a sword in him and that's just not safe.

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Comments

[fistfirst]

Junpei?

[ineedbothhands]

Jeez, man, am I, like, the last one to get here or something?

[fistfirst]

Well, I haven't seen Yukari or Fuuka anywhere. Or Aigis, either. Did you just get here?

[ineedbothhands]

Yup! Just got here today.

[redrisngphoenix]

Yeah - they do that sometimes.

[ineedbothhands]

You should get better zombies.

[redrisngphoenix]

Better at what? I like 'em the way they are - slow and dumb.

[ineedbothhands]

Better built. You know, so swords don't get stuck in them.

[ascendthethorns]

Hmn. So you have been disarmed. Do you intend to do nothing more than pout?

[ineedbothhands]

...no?

[ascendthethorns]

What, then?

[ineedbothhands]

I'mma kill me a zombie!

[f_your_sister]

. . . Are you all right, sir?

[ineedbothhands]

[pretty lady. act manly.]

[ineedbothhands]

No, no. I'm good. No worries!

[f_your_sister]

Of course, sir. You may wish to return to the main camp; the woods can be dangerous here.

[keeleover]

Swords are rarely, IF EVER, safe, even in the right hands!

[ineedbothhands]

But that's the point!

[heh. point.]

[keeleover]

Killing the zombies is a useless waste of time anyway - all they do is keep coming back.

[ineedbothhands]

But it's good practice, so you can get stronger!