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[ineedbothhands]

[anyone who happens to be out in the forests around camp will be treated to the sight of a young man pouting and scuffing his feet in the dirt.]

Stupid zombie. Stupid sword. Stupid sword getting stuck in the stupid zombie and me having to run away because now I'm fighting a zombie with a sword in him and that's just not safe.

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[parasol_hero]

Sir, how may I assist you?

[ineedbothhands]

[pretty lady. act manly]

No need to worry, I've got it all under control now.

[parasol_hero]

Are you sure? I am a professional Hero, and I know the wildlife around here can be severely unruly...

[ineedbothhands]

Nope! My sword had, uh, gotten stuck in one of them. But I have it now.

[waves sword around]

[inpignation]

I wouldn't sell yourself that short, huh! Getting the sword in the zombie in the first place is a pretty neat trick.

[ineedbothhands]

Well, I-I didn't mean to, but thanks! I am pretty talented.

[inpignation]

Right, right! If you ask me, it's a whole lot better than being a kind of guy who prefers to punch, huh. That's got all sorts of problems round here.

[ineedbothhands]

What if your fist got stuck?

[letshilbertluv]

Do you require assistance?

[ineedbothhands]

[Aigis never looked that good]

N-no. No. No.

[letshilbertluv]

I see.

[ineedbothhands]

T-thanks though.

I'm Junpei Iori. What's your name?

[kafukaesque]

A sword can't be stupid, silly!

[ineedbothhands]

It's just an expression.

[kafukaesque]

Did you get your sword back?

[ineedbothhands]

Yup!

[waves sword around]

[getrhythmic]

... you can't defeat a simple zombie?

[ineedbothhands]

H-hey! I defeated a bunch of zombies before my sword got stuck in one of them!

[getrhythmic]

Don't tell me you decided to thrust your sword into its chest, did you?

[ineedbothhands]

Well, I was, you know. Swinging at it, and that's where it hit.