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[ineedbothhands]

[anyone who happens to be out in the forests around camp will be treated to the sight of a young man pouting and scuffing his feet in the dirt.]

Stupid zombie. Stupid sword. Stupid sword getting stuck in the stupid zombie and me having to run away because now I'm fighting a zombie with a sword in him and that's just not safe.

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[ascendthethorns]

Hmn. So you have been disarmed. Do you intend to do nothing more than pout?

[ineedbothhands]

...no?

[ascendthethorns]

What, then?

[ineedbothhands]

I'mma kill me a zombie!

[ascendthethorns]

You are off to a poor start. Can you only use a sword?

[ineedbothhands]

No way. Check this out.
[shoots himself in the head]

[ineedbothhands]

[but it's okay because this appears over him and shoots fire at a zombie]

[ascendthethorns]

[... wtf is this week ...]

What the hell is that?

[ineedbothhands]

It's my Persona, Hermes.

[say 'hi,' Hermes]

[ascendthethorns]

Your what?

[ineedbothhands]

Persona.

[ascendthethorns]

Explain.

[ineedbothhands]

It's this totally cool ability that lets me fight shadows!

[Aaaaand...that's all he's got]

[ascendthethorns]

[sort of.. waits expectantly for a few.]

Hmn. You cannot explain beyond that, can you? Very well. Then tell me why you did not release him earlier.

[ineedbothhands]

Well, it kinda...takes a lot out of you, you know? And I was sorta...killing zombies for a while. So I was pretty tired.

[ascendthethorns]

Thus the pouting. How many did you manage to eliminate before losing your sword?