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[greenbeast__rar]

[setting: Camp Fuck You Die, the Cabin O' Love. An innocent, unsuspecting green-clad ninja strolls cheerfully into the building, whistling a happy tune. the cheerful little song cuts off abruptly as he walks into his bedroom

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[bzzzkill]

...Yes.

[greenbeast__rar]

Ah -- well, what a coincidence! I, um! Seem to. Ah. Be in posession of some.

[bzzzkill]

...Why.

[greenbeast__rar]

Would "an underground panty-stealing ring is using my bedroom as their base" be an acceptable answer?

[fu_loudspeaker]

THEY'RE ACTUALLY ALL MINE.

[greenbeast__rar]

. . . What an impressive array of undergarments you have, Loudspeaker-san.

[rokudaimeyo]

I've got all mine!

*oh yeah. trying like hell not to laugh. probably succeeding for the moment, but give him a bit*

[greenbeast__rar]

Are you sure? Did you count?

[rokudaimeyo]

Uh, I don't really have that many that I have to count them. I've got these --

*flashes his waistband*

-- and these!

*and pulls a pair of lacy pink panties out of one pocket, and a lacy, lavender thong out of the other*

[greenbeast__rar]

[there is no icon that appropriately expresses the mortification and outrage dueling on Lee's face, but this one is perhaps the appropriate shade of red]

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE

[inyohead]

Well...

[greenbeast__rar]

Ino-san. This is probably not what it looks like.

[inyohead]

Oh, it probably is.

[greenbeast__rar]

And what exactly does it look like to you?

[hasibutzi]

...!

[greenbeast__rar]

Tot-chan. Please tell me you're not missing any...

[hasibutzi]

B-But...

[greenbeast__rar]

I would never -- I mean -- this isn't --

[flailing goes here]