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[greenbeast__rar]

[setting: Camp Fuck You Die, the Cabin O' Love. An innocent, unsuspecting green-clad ninja strolls cheerfully into the building, whistling a happy tune. the cheerful little song cuts off abruptly as he walks into his bedroom

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[blue_bombshell]

So you're the panty theif?!

[greenbeast__rar]

No!! What -- why -- I know what this must seem like but I assure you I'm innocent!

[blue_bombshell]

How the how can I believe that when-- [rumages through pile] HAH, my panties are here!

[greenbeast__rar]

ARE THEY well what an interesting and mortifying coincidence ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[yuumama]

[the sound of your doom sounds a lot like footsteps]

[greenbeast__rar]

[o shitz]

[yuumama]

[your approaching doom also comes with nifty keywords that allow you to estimate the damage you are about to receive]

[... plus two]

[greenbeast__rar]

[IT'S A GOOD THING GAI-SENSEI HAS TAUGHT ME IN THE WAYS OF LOVING CHILD ABUSE]

Ahaha -- haha Atsuko-san look what I found ISN'T IT INTERESTING I wonder how they got here!

[wearswallpaper]

Underwear, yes.

[greenbeast__rar]

... And you lost them last night too, am I correct?

[wearswallpaper]

They were taken. *shows the note he was left*

[greenbeast__rar]

W-well, you're welcome to look for them...

[gestures at the panty-mountain]

[have_wanderlust]

[juuust kinda watching from a distance to see if you... get a growth spurt or whatever by surpraise puberty]

[greenbeast__rar]

[is surpraise mental scarring close enough? :Db]

[sistercomplex]

Did you uh pick a new hobby, Lee?

[greenbeast__rar]

I -- what -- no!! I would never... I mean, I don't even think they would fit me but even if I were interested in that sort of thing there's a tree!

[sistercomplex]

Ok you wearing these things...never crossed my mind. Until now. I don't think it's ever going to be ok again. And the tree...Why won't somebody please make it better.

[greenbeast__rar]

Well, what else am I supposed to do with them?