I'm being babysat. How thrilling.

[You can tell from her tone that it's about the last thing she wants. She goes quiet and all that can be heard is the distant murmur of many voices talking in the background, followed by a petulant sigh.]

[Filtered away from Lord Fanny]My warden has me working at the spa so she can keep an eye on me. I won't hold ( Read more... )

[Video flickers to life. The right half of a very irritable-looking redhead appears on-screen; she leans forward and adjusts the camera awhile until she's fully in frame.]

Day one in this place and I've had to put up with people bursting into song at every turn.

What is wrong with you people?

I thought maybe the afterlife or whatever the hell ( Read more... )