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[call_me_saffron]

[Video flickers to life. The right half of a very irritable-looking redhead appears on-screen; she leans forward and adjusts the camera awhile until she's fully in frame.]

Day one in this place and I've had to put up with people bursting into song at every turn.

What is wrong with you people?

I thought maybe the afterlife or whatever the hell

Comments

[gotgreenmagic]

Yelling at stuff and doing it anyway. Sounds like the Barge in a nutshell. You'll get on here just fine, princess.

[call_me_saffron]

I feel...filthy. Is this place always like this?

[gotgreenmagic]

Well, this is the only flood we've had in the last year with choreography but otherwise yeah, pretty much.

[call_me_saffron]

Groan. Kill me now.

[young_idealist]

Welcome aboard, mademoiselle...

Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease

[abruptly switches to text]

Many apologies... I hope you can forgive me.

[call_me_saffron]

I'll forgive you if you promise never to do that again.

I guess it can't be helped. Ugh. Suddenly I wish I'd gone down the eternal damnation route...

[young_idealist]

If we keep to writing until this passed, you won't hear me.

I am so sorry. Some days living here is like eternal damnation.

[call_me_saffron]

Finally, somebody sane aboard this boat! How long have you been here?

[victimofnoone]

Settle down, get comfortable. You'll be here for awhile.

[call_me_saffron]

'Til I find my "path to redemption" or whatever it is these deadbeats keep rambling about, right?

How dull.

[victimofnoone]

Annoying? Yes. Dull? Not so much.

[call_me_saffron]

If the past couple of days have been anything to go by, I guess not...

Name's Saffron, by the way.