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[call_me_saffron]

[Video flickers to life. The right half of a very irritable-looking redhead appears on-screen; she leans forward and adjusts the camera awhile until she's fully in frame.]

Day one in this place and I've had to put up with people bursting into song at every turn.

What is wrong with you people?

I thought maybe the afterlife or whatever the hell

Comments

[victimofnoone]

Settle down, get comfortable. You'll be here for awhile.

[call_me_saffron]

'Til I find my "path to redemption" or whatever it is these deadbeats keep rambling about, right?

How dull.

[victimofnoone]

Annoying? Yes. Dull? Not so much.

[call_me_saffron]

If the past couple of days have been anything to go by, I guess not...

Name's Saffron, by the way.

[victimofnoone]

Saffron, like the seasoning?

Hayley.

Insert terrible pun here about her being spicy...

[call_me_saffron]

Everyone always asks me that. Like the seasoning, yes.

So, Hayley. What do people do for fun around here when they're not performing a song and dance?

I laughed, I cried.. <3

[victimofnoone]

Well, it's kinda weird. No offense.

Murder, torment strangers, make friends, and get a job.

OH NO SHE DI'NT

[call_me_saffron]

Gee, thanks. It was better than the name my whore mother decided to grace me with.

Now that sounds like my kind of good time-apart from the "get a job" part. Don't tell me we have to earn our keep here, too.

[victimofnoone]

Awkward.

Not exactly.

[call_me_saffron]

Not exactly?

[victimofnoone]

You're supposed to work, but that's it.

[call_me_saffron]

Well, I never really made a habit of doing what I was supposed to.

What about you? Serve up grub in the dining hall for fun?

[victimofnoone]

You and every other inmate here.

Support care in the infirmary and a project in the lab, but close.

[call_me_saffron]

I guess it's something to keep you from going crazy...

[victimofnoone]

It helps, yeah.