159 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

Compared to this torture, last week's curses were inconveniences. If any of my staff are affected, do us all a favor and take the day off. I'll count it as mental health leave. I do not want to see you serving drinks and flirting incompetently with the clientele at the same time. You can go back on the clock after midnight

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[browning_baby]

Reeve won't be in, then.

[cal_sitter]

May you enjoy his company until midnight.

[browning_baby]

Does this mean I get the night off, too?

[cal_sitter]

Would you be able to stop laughing long enough to hold a bottle steady if you came in?

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

Why don't you vacuum your lap? I need a place to sit.

voice;

[cal_sitter]

Not one more word.

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

The word of the day is "legs." Why don't you work on spreading it?

voice;

[cal_sitter]

[reginagloriae]

What's a peri bar?

[cal_sitter]

The peri are similar in appearance to angels. Rumor and myth say they're the offspring of fallen angels. They tend to maintain bars. It's a good way to monitor to nonhuman community.

[reginagloriae]

Huh. I can see how that line will get angry reactions.

[cal_sitter]

Peri are apt to give the impression of carrying a flaming sword even when they go unarmed with their wings concealed.

[shutupsammy]

Wanna go back to my place for pizza, a beer and a night of hot sex with a sloppy hooker?

[cal_sitter]

Assume that there is a future in which I see Promise in the City again. Do you want to be introduced to a vampire as the man who tried to convince me to cheat on her?

[shutupsammy]

Normally I'm into the whole sex and violence thing, but...no.

[cal_sitter]

There wouldn't be any sex. Not for you, anyway.

the icons, not the words!

[urbandev]

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to come turn me on?

LOL :D

[cal_sitter]

No. You stay home.

[urbandev]

I lost my keys, can I go home with you?

[cal_sitter]

This is why I believe it best to let Anita deal with you.