159 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

Compared to this torture, last week's curses were inconveniences. If any of my staff are affected, do us all a favor and take the day off. I'll count it as mental health leave. I do not want to see you serving drinks and flirting incompetently with the clientele at the same time. You can go back on the clock after midnight

Comments

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

Why don't you vacuum your lap? I need a place to sit.

voice;

[cal_sitter]

Not one more word.

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

The word of the day is "legs." Why don't you work on spreading it?

voice;

[cal_sitter]

voice;

[blackeyedskank]

Niko.

voice; [CRAI. You are torturing him!]

[cal_sitter]

Ruby.

voice; [LIES. he likes it.]

[blackeyedskank]

We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

voice; [You are reminding him of his long absence from his LOVE.]

[cal_sitter]

No we aren't, but I hear that Dean's looking for entertainment to go with his beer and pizza.

voice; [well.... she's... not sorry.]

[blackeyedskank]

I'd rather gut myself.

voice; [In return, he's going to annoy everyone he can.]

[cal_sitter]

You were so anxious to be with him the other day. Why don't I reserve a booth for you at Lux?

voice; [In return, she's going to kill him.]

[blackeyedskank]

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

voice; [He has ninja cats. She should be careful.]

[cal_sitter]

That's not what the Renaissance poets meant when they said "I die."

voice; [she has demon immortality]

[blackeyedskank]

They say sex is a killer. Don't you want to die happy?

voice; [Yes, but they are cats. Ninja cats.]

[cal_sitter]

No. Dying defeats the purpose of enjoying life.

voice; [well she's... a ninja demon.]

[blackeyedskank]

Stop being so damn selfish. You're gonna have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

voice; [Where's her sword?]

[cal_sitter]

Coming from you, that's even more disturbing than it should be.