Feb 17, 2009 20:15
Compared to this torture, last week's curses were inconveniences. If any of my staff are affected, do us all a favor and take the day off. I'll count it as mental health leave. I do not want to see you serving drinks and flirting incompetently with the clientele at the same time. You can go back on the clock after midnight.
At least Lux isn't a peri bar. I'm not certain how their tempers would fare against copious repetitions of "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" My suspicion leans towards concussions and broken jaws as the best case scenario.
monogamy is rotting his brain,
peri,
lux,
management,
you're driving me insane