TURTLE TURTLE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah

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[bloodwithcoffee]

... ...Can you, like, delete this crap, seriously?
It almost hurts.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I'm. Not. A. Girl. UN.

[bloodwithcoffee]

You mean there's still a part of you that's male? Well. Fine. Don't show me. But majority over rules everything else, Deidei-chan. Think about it.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Just cause I have long hair doesn't mean I'm a girl, yeah!!!

[bloodwithcoffee]

If it was only the hair. Idiot.

[sempaaai]

It hurts me to see you be in denial like that! D:

[sempaaai]

DEIDARA-SEMPAI!I'm sure girls have as much as fun as everyone else. Please don't be in denial!

[cake_is_a_bang]

TOBI! I TOLD you not to listen to him, un!! I'm NOT a girl!

[sempaaai]

DDDD: I think you're a really pretty girl, sempai! Don't be discouraged.

[sempaaai]

DEI-SEMPAI! PLEASE DON'T BE IN DENIAL ANY LONGER!

[cake_is_a_bang]

SHUT UP TOBI

[sempaaai]

Is the denial making you more loud and violent? D:

LET IT ALL OUT, DEIDARA-SEMPAI! DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REST OF THE WORLD AND BE YOUR TRUE FEMININE SELF!

[sempaaai]

I knew it! :D

How do we solve his denial problem?

[bloodwithcoffee]

You keep repeating it a whole lot to him until he admits to it, obviously. It's the first step towards getting help.

[sempaaai]

Okay!! I'll do it right now!

[bloodwithcoffee]

Good boy. Don't forget he needs the constant stimulation, Tobi, or else it won't work. Constant.

You're welcome, Deidara.