TURTLE TURTLE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well, I stepped out of my apartment this morning, expecting that maybe my foot would land on the ground or maybe some of stupid Jashin's "presents", but NO. It was something very very solid. And smooth. And luckily I looked down before I put all my weight on it, yeah

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[bloodwithcoffee]

... ...Can you, like, delete this crap, seriously?
It almost hurts.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Not when it's boring shit.
I live for excitement, not chores. Kakuzufuckingloveschores. His stuck-up attitude is bad enough -- why would I suffer through it otherwise?

[sempaaai]

Dei-sempai has menstrual cramps?

[cake_is_a_bang]

NO. I DON'T. Don't listen to him, Tobi.

[sempaaai]

Put a hot water bottle on your stomach. My Mother said it works!

[cake_is_a_bang]

I am not PMSing, Tobi. I am not a girl either. Do I look like I have tits, hm?

[sempaaai]

I don't know! It would be bad of me to look!

[cake_is_a_bang]

No it wouldn't BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THEM, un!

[sempaaai]

DON'T MAKE ME LOOK, SEMPAI! IT'S BAD!!

[sempaaai]

I'LL STILL LIKE YOU, WHETHER YOU'RE MALE OR FEMALE!

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well I don't like RETARDS! So get out of my journal!

[bloodwithcoffee]

Yes. It's all that estrogen. It gets to his head. It also causes his tiny brain to switch into denial mode. I mean look at him -- he looks like a fucking woman, right? Right. Proof enough. Trust your eyes on this one.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Fucking bastard. Leave me alone!

[bloodwithcoffee]

I'm replying to Tobi, fucktard. He wanted to know and I'm sharing the knowledge. Since he's a good boy.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You're lying to him, yeah. Stop lying to him- he's a very gullible kid.

[bloodwithcoffee]

I'm not lying to Tobi. Go stare in the fucking mirror. ...Remember to unglue yourself within a reasonable amount of time, we wouldn't want you starving.