Fuck Starbucks. The problem with this place is I go up and order my mocha, and every time they forget my drink so I am stuck standing there under the glowing chili pepper light looking like an asshole until the barista turns around and is like "yes?" and then I'm like " I ordered a mocha 20 minutes ago ( Read more... )

I TOTALLY USED TO DO THIS IF I COULDN'T FINISH A PAPER AND IT WORKED EVERY TIME TO BUY ME AN EXTRA DAY. No joke. It paid to be computer savvy back in the day. I'd be like ' oh its caused I used the mac version of word, it must not have saved properly..I'm sorry I'll resend right away. Never failed. :P


( Read more... )

The blasphemous worms at my credit card company sent me my new credit card, but its a plain logo! my old card had froot loops and was amazing. This cannot be tolerate. I just called them and talked to some guy in india and was like ' listen, its very important I have froot loops on my card'. They are so humorless in india. which is good because ( Read more... )

I just told the RollingStone magazine rep who called me asking me to renew my subscription that I refuse to based on the fact they keep paying attention to shitty, blatantly manufactured bands like the Jonas Brothers and that they have lost all their cred.

Felt good!

Understandably, this is my new favorite commercial

Click to view

already i have beef with Fallout 3 :( and this is because you lose karma when you rob someone, even if they dont see you! Usually if given the opportunity, I like to be nice to NPCs and chose the friendly things to say, but secretly rob em blind behind their backs,and trash their house (like in Oblivion I'd walk into mage guild and blast their book ( Read more... )

and happy late valentines day from the dog


( Read more... )

even though im old enough to drink alcoholic beverages, my favorite drink is still the 'shirley temple'.

tasty!

discuss.

so I possibly like that 'dollhouse' show ( Read more... )

Detroit kinda sucks. It got the GM building and Motown museum but other then that it's totally run down and desolate. And tiny. And there's no white people except on the people mover, detroits above ground subway that takes 10 minutes to circle the entire place. Just sayin. Is this what other cities are like? Empty and quiet and everything ( Read more... )