Jackals mean love.

[cadhla]

In honour of my beloved firestrike, who remains the man I am most likely to marry or be buried in a shallow ditch by, I am wearing a new scent from the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.

It's called 'Anubis'.

Baby, this mix of funereal oils and burial spices is for you.

Comments

[firestrike]

...who remains the man I am most likely to marry or be buried in a shallow ditch by...

You say "or" like the two are mutually exclusive...

[cadhla]

Sweetie, if you married me, you'd have the sense to bury the body in a nice, secluded, well-hidden grave, not a shallow one, as you'd be suspect number one in my disappearance.

Duh.

[kshandra]

You've been watching gridlore and me again, haven't you.

[cadhla]

Nothing says 'love' like a premature burial.

[ceolyn]

Yes, but how does it smell? Good? Bad? You're going to accidentally raise all the mummies in the world and they're going to try and get you for sacrilegious intent? Come on now, dish.

[cadhla]

Good -- quite good, all sweet embalming fluid and sharp funereal spices, and I like it a lot, which is a good thing, since yeah, I'm probably going to accidentally raise all the mummies in the world and they're going to try and get me for sacrilegious intent.

But I'll smell pretty while I'm running away!

[mayir]

What makes be giggle the most is that you smell like a "mix of funeral oils and burial spices" and your Current Mood is "Flirty."

[cadhla]

...well, duh.

I smell like I'm getting tarted up for my big date in the Necropolis!

[unseenlibrarian]

Hooray, mummies rising. Though, to be fair, mummies are pretty slow. And you're not likely to offend the ones in -this- hemisphere, them being all Incan and not likely to care about Anubis. So you've probably got a few decades before they lurch their way to you. And by that time, you'll have a shotgun and a flamethrower and it'll be pure entertainment.

[cadhla]

Y'know, honey, sometimes you say the sweetest things.

Let me know if you have the brain, and I'll throw up an RP thread for the 'Thomas, we have ghost cookies, and by the way, what's my curriculum' thread.

[unseenlibrarian]

Toss up the thread? I've got the brain -now-, but I'll know more when I see what call volume is like in :15.

[cadhla]

So it hath been done.

[bellacrow]

I thought of you when I heard this Zombie song

http://www.leslieandthelys.com/

Zombie Killers