Jackals mean love.

[cadhla]

In honour of my beloved firestrike, who remains the man I am most likely to marry or be buried in a shallow ditch by, I am wearing a new scent from the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.

It's called 'Anubis'.

Baby, this mix of funereal oils and burial spices is for you.

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[unseenlibrarian]

Hooray, mummies rising. Though, to be fair, mummies are pretty slow. And you're not likely to offend the ones in -this- hemisphere, them being all Incan and not likely to care about Anubis. So you've probably got a few decades before they lurch their way to you. And by that time, you'll have a shotgun and a flamethrower and it'll be pure entertainment.

[cadhla]

Y'know, honey, sometimes you say the sweetest things.

Let me know if you have the brain, and I'll throw up an RP thread for the 'Thomas, we have ghost cookies, and by the way, what's my curriculum' thread.

[unseenlibrarian]

Toss up the thread? I've got the brain -now-, but I'll know more when I see what call volume is like in :15.

[cadhla]

So it hath been done.

[firestrike]

Though, to be fair, mummies are pretty slow...

Sure. That's what they said about the zombies. And we all know how that turned out...

[cadhla]

...really, really entertaining?

[foogod]

Well, still, unless mummies have recently figured out how to buy airplane tickets online (and forge passports), regardless of how fast they shamble, it'll probably take a while for them to get here from Egypt...

Of course if they do show up on your doorstep tomorrow, you'll know who to blame (Damn you Priceline! Damn you William Shatner!!)