This movie is so terrible and yet I sometimes put it on and fast forward to him telling Stephen Baldwin that it hurts when he pees because it makes me laugh so fucking HARD.
Also the tongue thing he does on the bus I find kind of hot in a sleazy sort of way. Like... he's totally the type of guy I'd be enormously attracted to until he spoke or did that tongue thing and then I'd be grossed out, but still attracted and I'd just have to make sure he didn't ever speak. But he could do the tongue thing again if he wanted...
Hee, I haven't seen those things. Must have happened when I already had given up. And. *sigh* He IS attractive in this. Sometimes. In a sleazy kind of way. But there is also Whatever Baldwin! *cries* And the movie is so very, very bad and I just CAN'T. *sniffles*
Oh, it's horrible, and of all the Baldwins that pimple this planet, why that rightwing fuckhead?
Why not Alec, who can bite into a character? Why not the non-Baldwin Baldwin, Adam? Mmmph.
But... Callum is hotly gross and totally not the fella you want to actually still be there in the morning (oh god, what if that character was a cuddler?), and yet, his cut-off story about how psychotics are hot, and the chick with the German Shepard, and he gets interrupted at the line, "Now, I'm not normally into dogs --"
I must admit, I laughed. He sold the line because Callum can do sleazy and still made you think, oh, if only he'd sneak out at 5AM holding his zip-up demi-boots...
But then the movie continued with 1000 minutes of suckage, or so it felt.
Oh, it's horrible, and of all the Baldwins that pimple this planet, why that rightwing fuckhead?
Pimple this planet. This is like, the best thing EVER. Pimple this planet.
But see, I had know idea he not only could not act and is icky but that he's also a rightwing fuckhead. This is quite a lot for only one human being. You could almost, almost pity him. Why, oh, why indeed. But, really, I have to admit that Baldwin is Baldwin for me. At least as long as it's about Stephen, William, Tick, Trick and Track. The non-Baldwin Baldwin is okay though. (*giggles* I just went to the Slap Shot 2 IMDB entry, to find out what Baldwin we are talking about. And you want to know what the FIRST LINE of his trivia is? No relation to actor Adam Baldwin. To every other Baldwin? Yes, sure. But not Adam, no. I am unaccountably amused.)
And you will be to blame when I actually will watch that film AGAIN. Well, you and bohemian__storm. And a few others. (And yes, yes, he was kind of hot, in a sleazy way. And yes, the "Now, I'm not normally into dogs --" delivery was
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I almost missed this entry because I spent all day yesterday... well. You probably know already. Maybe.
So, OMG. This post cracks me up, but the comments. The comments make me howl with laughter.
I'm so tempted to watch this now, because of this scene, and the thing where CKR tells SB that it hurts when he pees and the thing about not normally being into dogs and omg. SERIOUSLY? Ahhahaha!
Also, I can't even put into words how much I loathe Stephen Baldwin. He's so sleazy and gross, regardless of what he's doing or who he's playing. Ew. ::feels unclean::
*g* Well, you are not the only one who is tempted to watch it (again). And I know it is a bad movie. I did suffer through it already once. But, well, sleazy Callum. rattlecatcher said it best. :)
And I am so with you regarding the Baldwin (Please note that I still don't bother with first names). Sleazy and and gross and icky and just an overall disgusting... actor (?) to look at. Gah. *shudders*
So, and I totally don't know what you were doing. Uploading stuff? Beta for Glossing? PMSing? Watching Callum movies? Or... omg it's not your birthday, is it? *wibble* BF's birthday? What? What did you do yesterday? Huh?
Hee, you guessed right the first time. I wasn't really around because my computer was busy. It slowed down the processor so much at times that I'd type a line, sit back, cross my arms and watch the characters I'd just typed slooooowly appear on the screen. So there was no way I could look at picspam.
Hey, speaking of which, we should talk about this over here. Leave me a comment. I've got a question for you.
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Also the tongue thing he does on the bus I find kind of hot in a sleazy sort of way. Like... he's totally the type of guy I'd be enormously attracted to until he spoke or did that tongue thing and then I'd be grossed out, but still attracted and I'd just have to make sure he didn't ever speak. But he could do the tongue thing again if he wanted...
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Why not Alec, who can bite into a character? Why not the non-Baldwin Baldwin, Adam? Mmmph.
But... Callum is hotly gross and totally not the fella you want to actually still be there in the morning (oh god, what if that character was a cuddler?), and yet, his cut-off story about how psychotics are hot, and the chick with the German Shepard, and he gets interrupted at the line, "Now, I'm not normally into dogs --"
I must admit, I laughed. He sold the line because Callum can do sleazy and still made you think, oh, if only he'd sneak out at 5AM holding his zip-up demi-boots...
But then the movie continued with 1000 minutes of suckage, or so it felt.
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Pimple this planet. This is like, the best thing EVER. Pimple this planet.
But see, I had know idea he not only could not act and is icky but that he's also a rightwing fuckhead. This is quite a lot for only one human being. You could almost, almost pity him. Why, oh, why indeed.
But, really, I have to admit that Baldwin is Baldwin for me. At least as long as it's about Stephen, William, Tick, Trick and Track. The non-Baldwin Baldwin is okay though. (*giggles* I just went to the Slap Shot 2 IMDB entry, to find out what Baldwin we are talking about. And you want to know what the FIRST LINE of his trivia is? No relation to actor Adam Baldwin. To every other Baldwin? Yes, sure. But not Adam, no. I am unaccountably amused.)
And you will be to blame when I actually will watch that film AGAIN. Well, you and bohemian__storm. And a few others. (And yes, yes, he was kind of hot, in a sleazy way. And yes, the "Now, I'm not normally into dogs --" delivery was ( ... )
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So, OMG. This post cracks me up, but the comments. The comments make me howl with laughter.
I'm so tempted to watch this now, because of this scene, and the thing where CKR tells SB that it hurts when he pees and the thing about not normally being into dogs and omg. SERIOUSLY? Ahhahaha!
Also, I can't even put into words how much I loathe Stephen Baldwin. He's so sleazy and gross, regardless of what he's doing or who he's playing. Ew. ::feels unclean::
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And I am so with you regarding the Baldwin (Please note that I still don't bother with first names). Sleazy and and gross and icky and just an overall disgusting... actor (?) to look at. Gah. *shudders*
So, and I totally don't know what you were doing. Uploading stuff? Beta for Glossing? PMSing? Watching Callum movies? Or... omg it's not your birthday, is it? *wibble* BF's birthday? What? What did you do yesterday? Huh?
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Hey, speaking of which, we should talk about this over here. Leave me a comment. I've got a question for you.
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