Move along, nothing to see here.

[c_regalis]

For mrsronweasley, who wanted to know about the Carpet-And-Drapes thing in Slap Shot 2.

Comments

[bohemian__storm]

This movie is so terrible and yet I sometimes put it on and fast forward to him telling Stephen Baldwin that it hurts when he pees because it makes me laugh so fucking HARD.

Also the tongue thing he does on the bus I find kind of hot in a sleazy sort of way. Like... he's totally the type of guy I'd be enormously attracted to until he spoke or did that tongue thing and then I'd be grossed out, but still attracted and I'd just have to make sure he didn't ever speak. But he could do the tongue thing again if he wanted...

[c_regalis]

Hee, I haven't seen those things. Must have happened when I already had given up. And. *sigh* He IS attractive in this. Sometimes. In a sleazy kind of way. But there is also Whatever Baldwin! *cries* And the movie is so very, very bad and I just CAN'T. *sniffles*

[bohemian__storm]

The tongue thing is worth watching. Just fast forward. They're playing cards on a bus and he flicks his tongue and, um... yes. Guh. :D

[c_regalis]

Um. Maybe? *is scared*

[bohemian__storm]

I just went and put it on and found the tongue thing for you. Scene five. Within the first few seconds. You don't even have to see the Baldwin. Just Callum's tongue. *tempts*

[c_regalis]

*is tempted* But not today omg! I have to go to bed! I should be sleeping for hours now. But... thank you?

*falls asleep*

[bohemian__storm]

The tongue will find you! It will!! *g*

Sleep well!

[c_regalis]

The tongue will find you!

omg. It's a VERY good thing I didn't see that comment before I went to bed AND TRIED TO SLEEP.

Fifth scene, huh? *wibble*

[bohemian__storm]

Fifth scene. Only a few seconds. Very little dialogue. No Baldwin. :D

[c_regalis]

You won. Just so you know.
He has a very, um, agile tongue, hasn't he?

*stares and stares*

[bohemian__storm]

Muahaha. You see what I mean? As long as he doesn't speak he's really hot in that sleazy hockey player way.

[joandarck]

Exactly, that kind of guy. Where you deny it to yourself and you have to deny it to everyone because you can't keep from showing it, but there's no way you could stand to talk to him for five minutes cause he's an embarrassing moron, but if you could just get a guarantee in writing that he would. not. talk.

[bohemian__storm]

He's total one night stand material. Especially in Canada. Oh, the hockey whores.

[joandarck]

*checks cost of flight to Canada*

[c_regalis]

*joins you*

[bohemian__storm]

Hah! Hockey whores are generally a bad thing. ;)