Move along, nothing to see here.
For mrsronweasley, who wanted to know about the Carpet-And-Drapes thing in Slap Shot 2.
CKR tries to hit on a Random Redhead (RRH).
CKR: I like your hair.
RRH: Thanks.
CKR: Is... is that your natural color? (Let's start to cringe NOW, okay?)
RRH: Yes.
CKR: *sits next to her*
CKR: Because a lot of redheads say it's a natural color, but...
CKR: ... it's not.
RRH: Believe me, it's red.
CKR: Uh. Why don't you prove it to me?
RRH: How?
CKR: Why don't let me take a look down below, see if the carpet matches the drapes.
RRH: You're a pig.
CKR: ...
CKR: What?!
CKR: Scientific.
CKR: Dyke.
*weeps*