Well, that was different...

[bytepilot]

Gentle reader, do come in. There is coffee in the pot and a selection of fine biscuits on the tray. Feel free to indulge

Comments

[valkyriekaren]

the fellow suggested a threesome in the back of his van, right here right now in the restaurant carpark.

Wow. Stay classy.

I think this beats all my bad date stories into a cocked hat, including the one where I was made to walk half a mile in the rain, pay for everything, be bored by gaming conversation and then have to dodge a rather tonguey snog at the end of the night.

[bytepilot]

Sounds like a distinct lack of fun...

[valkyriekaren]

Indeed. Where do gorgeous, charming and erudite people like us keep finding these losers, eh?

[bytepilot]

Turn over any damp stone M'dear and there they are...

[theozzardofwiz]

"Ex" in whose view, I wonder?

[valkyriekaren]

Ugh, yeah, been on the wrong end of that one a few times. "Oh yes, we've definitely split up. Sure, she and her kids are still living in my house, and she keeps snooping my text messages, email and Facebook chats but we're definitely totally split up, really..."

[bytepilot]

If the chap's behavior was anything to go by, certainly not his.
'Tis one of the things that suddenly needs establishing.

[bytepilot]

Oh dear, Do you think a vicar is likely to arrive with an amusingly defective pair of trousers ?

Mainly the poor lass responded by blushing, looking at the floor and generally looking like she was having a very very awkward time.

[d_floorlandmine]

Do you think a vicar is likely to arrive with an amusingly defective pair of trousers?

You called?

[bytepilot]

eek!

[easternpromise]

*blinkblink*

What the actual..?! What kind of sane person *ever* takes their ex on a date with them?!

[bytepilot]

To be honest it wasn't her idea.

Though what is and what isn't sane may well be an issue that also needs dealing with.
Not sure whether on her part or mine...

Also (hugs)

[bytepilot]

Could have been worse, at least he wasn't a drunken arse wearing t-shirt stained with barbeque sauce...