Well, that was different...

[bytepilot]

Gentle reader, do come in. There is coffee in the pot and a selection of fine biscuits on the tray. Feel free to indulge

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[valkyriekaren]

the fellow suggested a threesome in the back of his van, right here right now in the restaurant carpark.

Wow. Stay classy.

I think this beats all my bad date stories into a cocked hat, including the one where I was made to walk half a mile in the rain, pay for everything, be bored by gaming conversation and then have to dodge a rather tonguey snog at the end of the night.

[bytepilot]

Sounds like a distinct lack of fun...

[valkyriekaren]

Indeed. Where do gorgeous, charming and erudite people like us keep finding these losers, eh?

[bytepilot]

Turn over any damp stone M'dear and there they are...

[d_floorlandmine]

In my defence, I should probably point out that that wasn't actually me ...

[bytepilot]

Indeed.
You wouldn't have made the dear girl walk in the rain.

Run screaming perhaps...