A late update is better than no update at all is better than working.

[byelka58]

When I was only a week into not posting, I tried drafting a catch-up entry, and wound up with pages of suck. I found it disheartening, and lo! another week has passed, and still nothing is posted. That makes me a bad diarist, certainly, but not necessarily an immoral one. What makes me immoral is sitting on a train thinking of innuendo-heavy

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[byelka58]

How dare you come into my LiveJournal and call me classy? Have you no shame? You're never going to win that elegance bet, so you may as well step off it now.

Also, I'm a little disturbed by the "Boys!": as though I had never seen one... that I am a lot disturbed by the mini-Flowmaster image goes nearly without saying.

Nearly.

[la_zumo]

Oh for the love of all this is pure and holy! Just come out and say whether or not you got some! I don't have the brain capacity to analyze your entry in order to draw my own conclusions.

Or, I guess we'll just know when you drop out of grad school next month because you realize you're pregnant. Whatever. As long as I get to be a godparent.

[byelka58]

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing way too hard to answer this or breathe.

[aaronica]

If it's a boy, we're naming it Chulo, with or without Rachel's permission.

[byelka58]

You two would be the best godparents ever, especially for a boy named Chulo, but if I'm pregnant the name is pretty much going to be whatever the angels of God suggest. You can take it up with him.

[gabbiana]

Hee hee hee. I am your inner madame! I am everyone's inner madame!

Except my own. (Weeps.)

[byelka58]

If you're my madame, and I'm not having sex, seems like you maybe are your own madame, by analogy. You just suck at pimping, is all.

[byelka58]

Whoa, the little dogs reminded me... The corner grocery store had an Atari in the back, with two joysticks and six or seven games: if you scored a 300 in the hardest level on the bowling game, you won a free sandwich. There were also a couple of armchairs and some shelves of light reading. So Milwaukee's got that going on, too.

[gabbiana]

[Weeps again.] I am unloved and unboned.

My best line at girl-post-exam-lunch today:

[Of my crush.] "Well, he said he wanted more brisket, so maybe I should just invite him over for dinner... I don't want to just *give* him the brisket, though, because that would be schmuck-ish. But if he came over and let me jump his bones... I should call him and be all like, "Hey, you bring your meat and I'll bring mine. We'll have a *meat exchange.*""

Ice water -> Friend's nose.

[vislius]

byelka58 visited a boy!

*vislius runs off to translate Passio Sancti Gongolfi Martiris, envious of the Serbo-Croatian declension system.*

[byelka58]

On the other hand, BCS has definite and indefinite adjectives, so it's not all smiles and sunshine. Also vowel length and pitch, especially in Bosnian. I'm going to worry about that once we've learned all the cases and maybe an extra tense or two, though.

[byelka58]

On the contrary, I've been answering it since I got back, over and over and over because nobody believes me:galadriel58: Have you people lost your minds?

galadriel58: Heh, no.
galadriel58: Sorry.

galadriel58: Hahahaha. What do you take me for?

Bterfly girl: you and him all alone in his apartment... things happen
galadriel58: Or, you know, they don't.
On the other hand, in the process of gathering those quotations I realized that taken out of context, I can be made to have said all kinds of things in the last few days. So basically, I guess you have to trust me. Or, like, know me from Adam.