When I was only a week into not posting, I tried drafting a catch-up entry, and wound up with pages of suck. I found it disheartening, and lo! another week has passed, and still nothing is posted. That makes me a bad diarist, certainly, but not necessarily an immoral one. What makes me immoral is sitting on a train thinking of innuendo-heavy
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My best line at girl-post-exam-lunch today:
[Of my crush.] "Well, he said he wanted more brisket, so maybe I should just invite him over for dinner... I don't want to just *give* him the brisket, though, because that would be schmuck-ish. But if he came over and let me jump his bones... I should call him and be all like, "Hey, you bring your meat and I'll bring mine. We'll have a *meat exchange.*""
Ice water -> Friend's nose.
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