The dawning of a new era.

[bunchasavages]

In the absence of our dearly departed Doctor, it will not be Ardent in charge of the library, but I. Randal. As second in command of the library under blondie, I am hereby declaring myself Acting Supervisor of the Library

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[deepdowndark]

...and how much of that are you actually going to do, Randal?

You've written it down. I will hold you to it, I'm warning you. [with his axe if necessary.]

[bunchasavages]

I told ya. I own a video store. I know what I'm doing.

[deepdowndark]

And I keep telling you, human, they're not the same.

Frankly, some of the things you have threatened to do to those books should be enough to disqualify you from entering, never mind being in charge.

[bunchasavages]

That wasn't my fault!

Private

[thinkb4ublink]

A penalty. We haven't any bleedin' money, you twerp.

Private

[bunchasavages]

That's true.

You're on afternoon shift, by the way. See you at two.

Private

[thinkb4ublink]

I'd rather ask the Dwarf. [Of course, that would probably mean introducing himself to the Dwarf, but details.]

Private

[bunchasavages]

By responding to my entry asking for volunteers, you have volunteered yourself to the task of working in the library as part of your rehabilitation.

It's either the nice, clean, quiet library or the really messy, noisy, crowded kitchen.

[bunchasavages]

Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.

[bunchasavages]

I've been working in here for months. It's cool. I've had experience running this kind of thing.

She heard the audio

[love_dont_roam]

So how's it? Your first day in charge.

[bunchasavages]

Fucking midget asshole cockknocker punched me in the balls.

[And he is lying right where Ardent left him.]

[love_dont_roam]

Y'know sometimes it's better just to shut it and walk away.

[bunchasavages]

I was running away!

[alzarian_youth]

But...you can't...

Can't we put Ardent in charge of the library?

[bunchasavages]

He's an inmate.

[alzarian_youth]

So? He's less likely to destroy the place!

[bunchasavages]

Oh, come on. I'm not gonna destroy anything. I thrive when given responsibility.