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Public Audio to Roy Slater

Jan 12, 2011 11:08

Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen ( Read more... )

rose plays hard to get, terrorists?, severen sucks, vincent is my arch nemesis, the allmighty porn industry, warden shit, roy is my boy

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yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 10:50:13 UTC

Unless a fuckin' Mexican deity knows how to jack a cell, I ain't seen it.

[ SURPRISE! He's not really dealing with his possession very well]

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 11:41:36 UTC

Hands, too. Chicks love it.

yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 11:32:06 UTC

What you doin' later?

OBLIVIOUS RANDAL IS OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR SEXUAL ADVANCES. bunchasavages January 12 2011, 11:34:49 UTC

I told my inmate he could have a bottle of scotch if he called Vincent a douchebag to his face.

yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 11:37:49 UTC

Yeah, I know that guy. He's one orifice short of being an asshole.

Who's your inmate?

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 11:40:07 UTC

Roy Slater. Some fat old dude who probably kicked a puppy or something.

yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 11:43:38 UTC

Ugh, fat fucks taste like shit. You know butter? [He doesn't really remember what it tastes like] Like, freshly made an' all that. A heffer of a fuck's juices taste just like suckin' butter out of a bag. Fuckin' creamy ass snake oil.

bunchasavages January 12 2011, 11:48:04 UTC

Yeah, I've met your mom, too.

yeehawkiller January 12 2011, 11:54:48 UTC

Heh, yeah I bet you did.

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