Public Audio to Roy Slater
Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen.
If it's been a few days, they even get kinda juicy, I hear. Sometimes you have to wonder why there's not a booming trade in necrophilia.
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Anyway. Has anyone seen a cell phone? It might be in the common room or the fangless wonder might have it. It a silver Nokia with these retarded "Jesus Saves" and Transformers stickers on it.
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Vince. Fucking douchebag probably stole it to call his "girlfriend".
[He made that sound exactly like he's using air quotes.]
What porn star would date you? You're an asshole. You made her up. The only chick that'll let you slip her the Cock is your mom - and that's just because she's not the discriminating type. Right, Roy?
[His phone - read: warden item - is sitting in an obscure corner of the library where he fell asleep and forgot it.]
And for the record, Twilight: I'm still waiting on that kiss you promised.
[And if anyone is curious: this entry takes place all during the Arthas stuff. It is absolutely canon for him not to notice anything's wrong. Just watch the beginning of Clerks II.]
If it's been a few days, they even get kinda juicy, I hear. Sometimes you have to wonder why there's not a booming trade in necrophilia.
...
Anyway. Has anyone seen a cell phone? It might be in the common room or the fangless wonder might have it. It a silver Nokia with these retarded "Jesus Saves" and Transformers stickers on it.
...
Vince. Fucking douchebag probably stole it to call his "girlfriend".
[He made that sound exactly like he's using air quotes.]
What porn star would date you? You're an asshole. You made her up. The only chick that'll let you slip her the Cock is your mom - and that's just because she's not the discriminating type. Right, Roy?
[His phone - read: warden item - is sitting in an obscure corner of the library where he fell asleep and forgot it.]
And for the record, Twilight: I'm still waiting on that kiss you promised.
[And if anyone is curious: this entry takes place all during the Arthas stuff. It is absolutely canon for him not to notice anything's wrong. Just watch the beginning of Clerks II.]