19. I think this entry is mostly filler

[bubble_ditz]

From the Office of the Housekeeping AdministrationEdensphereians

Comments

[rustyarmor]

Miss Bubbles, how are butterflies and flamingos going to help the housekeeping staff?

... and what exactly are "spanx" and "lava lamps"?

[bubble_ditz]

My dearest Fullmetal! How else are you going to hide unseemly patches in the gardens? Also butterflies give an added beauty to any home! I would suggest bubbles, but someone brought up the fact that they leave soap everywhere.

I believe lava lamps are magical objects with real lava trapped inside for illuminification. They are very neat and they keep the Housekeepers occupied for several hours. I need them in the break room. They can be very soothing.

And a woman never talks about her spanx, sweetie. &hearts

[rustyarmor]

But won't the butterflies die eventually? And you'd have to feed the flamingos.

Real lava? It seems kind of dangerous though.

Oh! It's something like th-- Sorry for asking! I-- What do those have to do with housekeeping either!?

[bubble_ditz]

Yes but once you get them reproducing...oh dear. You do know about that right? If not, maybe Dr. Will should explain somethings..

That's what I thought! But people seem to use them as lamps so I suppose it must be safe. Right?

Well the girls have to look good in their housekeeping uniforms of course!!

[snowburned]

Butterflies?

[bubble_ditz]

Yes butterflies! They will make any house a home!

[snowburned]

I think KC would probably eat any butterflies that lived in our home.

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[bubble_ditz]

YOU HAVE A BUTTERFLY KILLER IN YOUR HOUSE?!?

[moe_rapier]

Roomba... hmm. What exactly do they look like?

[bubble_ditz]

They are about the size of a dinner plate but thicker, with armored shells. They stand low to the ground and seem to eat nothing but dust.

[moe_rapier]

That sounds interesting! Might I have a look at one sometime?

[bubble_ditz]

Of course! Actually the more someone knows about them the better. I cannot control what the staff think is useful, I only keep them organized.

[extantlaw]

May I ask who requested a "golf cart"?

hell if I know. ^_^

[bubble_ditz]

Now Justice. They made a strong case for it. Provided they can actually get one up from the wilderness...well. I leave it to the handsome young men you employ to figure something out.

Hah hah XD

[extantlaw]

I do not employ-

Very well. I will leave the decision to you. I must object however to "butterflies".

Re: Hah hah XD

[bubble_ditz]

Well I know Fugue isn't looking at the employment papers...

Of course you do. I'll have you know that butterflies (normal sized butterflies mind you) keep a garden healthy as well as beautiful and really, Housekeeping should have a responsibility to care for its own garden at least!

[misterbluesky]

Could you make that two poker tables?

[extantlaw]

And dare I ask where you propose to locate such an item?

[misterbluesky]

Well, there has to be one down here somewhere. There are plenty of shops, right?

[extantlaw]

I meant when you return home, Wright.