19. I think this entry is mostly filler

Aug 26, 2009 10:59

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Edensphereians,

As so many are doing, this week Housekeeping will be making supply runs in the wonderful city known as Hollywood. As keeper of their lengthy purchase list, it is my job to see that nothing is missed. This includes...

&hearts linens
&hearts rope
&hearts new bedding for the temporary housing sections (there is this MARVELOUS thing called a "Bed in a Bag" that is like design for the masses! I love it!)
&hearts aprons
&hearts new cleaning supplies
&hearts house paint
&hearts lawn flamingos
&hearts tools
&hearts butterflies
&hearts gloves
&hearts masks
&hearts poker table
&hearts gardening tools such as shovels and the like
&hearts "crocs" <--I believe that is a type of formal shoe
&hearts coathangers
&hearts spanx
&hearts hoses
&hearts lava lamps
&hearts plumping equipment
&hearts hairspray
&hearts a cd player
&hearts and if possible a golf cart. Really, boys I don't see how you're going to get one of those.

What else...oh yes. The staff here has been very excited about some strange things they've discovered called ...Roombas. They say it will make their jobs a lot easier, so I have ok'd the purchase of several. Although I have had to squash several discussions about fighting with them--I don't believe in animal cruelty. Can someone please volunteer to be a Roomba handler? I wonder if that can be a new job posted in the Hall of Beginnings.

Anyways, I want this all purchased yesterday, so HOUSEKEEPERS! LETS GET A MOVE ON! We don't pay you to play with roombas all day.

If there are any volunteers in the sphere that would like to help us acquire these items, you would have my most undying gratifications.

--Bubbles

someone's got to clean them up my friend, into the woods, workin 9 to 5

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