19. I think this entry is mostly filler

[bubble_ditz]

From the Office of the Housekeeping AdministrationEdensphereians

Comments

[rustyarmor]

Miss Bubbles, how are butterflies and flamingos going to help the housekeeping staff?

... and what exactly are "spanx" and "lava lamps"?

[bubble_ditz]

My dearest Fullmetal! How else are you going to hide unseemly patches in the gardens? Also butterflies give an added beauty to any home! I would suggest bubbles, but someone brought up the fact that they leave soap everywhere.

I believe lava lamps are magical objects with real lava trapped inside for illuminification. They are very neat and they keep the Housekeepers occupied for several hours. I need them in the break room. They can be very soothing.

And a woman never talks about her spanx, sweetie. &hearts

[rustyarmor]

But won't the butterflies die eventually? And you'd have to feed the flamingos.

Real lava? It seems kind of dangerous though.

Oh! It's something like th-- Sorry for asking! I-- What do those have to do with housekeeping either!?

[bubble_ditz]

Yes but once you get them reproducing...oh dear. You do know about that right? If not, maybe Dr. Will should explain somethings..

That's what I thought! But people seem to use them as lamps so I suppose it must be safe. Right?

Well the girls have to look good in their housekeeping uniforms of course!!

[rustyarmor]

Oh, no, I do know what reproduction is.

I'd kind of like to see one. The name can't be literal, real lava would be way too hot to be safe.

Ah, I see.