This animal stuff was brought on because Dawn wrote down a bunch of random topics, put them in a hat, and decided whatever she picked out is what she’ll bitch about today. --LMFAO! I love it
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I bet she'd be the type who'd get a cat and force it onto a vegan diet.
saying the words cool if you’re thirty and over
Okay, I'm gonna give her that one! We are of the generation where "cool" was the thing to say when we were kids, and so we've grown up with it. The modern equivalent would be...uh...what's teen slang today? Anyway, us using it would sound like we're trying too hard. It's a great way to annoy today's teens though. :D
cutting your hair
As Mary Anne found out the hard way.
The only reason she’s a vegetarian is because she dislikes the taste of red meat.
Chicken, pork, seafood.
Can you believe her nerve, talking to her dogs?
The NERVE! Thinking her dogs might actually enjoy the sound of her voice! I guess they read her mind for commands and stuff.
Dawn bitches because it’s not like the dogs can understand her or answer her back, so what’s the point?
Like hell they don't! Not only do they learn words, but they learn tone!!
Was stranger danger a big thing when these books were published?
Kindergarten Cop came out in 1990. Watch it. That'll answer your question.
But oh, I can't stand how they say "ore-gone." It's like body organ, or pipe organ. When Bernie Sanders was here a few weeks back and said "ore-gone," we corrected him. :D
She’d probably decide that all the animals should be vegetarians.
DOGS actually can be vegetarians. Cats are obligate carnivores. Also our minds think alike. :D
They also say that Cheryl will turn up soon, but it’s obvious they’re worried.
That's an awfully casual way to act. When one of my dogs went missing a couple weeks ago, we were out looking for her immediately, and checking Craigslist and the Humane Society's lost and found. We only relaxed when her picture went up on the HS's site. It was after hours though. But still. "Oh, i'm sure she'll turn up" is not how you react to a beloved pet going missing!
And Jordan is eating peanut butter and ketchup. I just tried it so you don't have to. I couldn't
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Well, with cats, you can have someone come over once or twice a day if you're gone for a week or more. Cats can manage themselves. Dogs? Not so much. I leave my cats alone with a feeder and multiple water bowls for days at a time, they amuse themselves. Dogs have to go to Mom and Dad's or they have to come with me. (The cats are mostly just peeved if I come back and have the dogs with me. They're hoping someday I'll just leave the dogs.)
Exactly. Cats, even clingy cats, can do a little. One of my cats is a loner, but she'd still need her litter handled every couple days. My other cat is indoor/outdoor, and he'd be pissed to be forced to stay inside, but he'd live for a week.
Dogs, even paper-trained dogs (my little 7-pounder won't actually go potty outside since even short grass brushes her bum, and she doesn't like that, and so she only uses wee-pads), absolutely need more than two quick walks a day. In some circumstances, when the weather is right, dogs can be let out in the morning, and let back in at night, and no contact otherwise, but even that's really iffy. Our back yard is like a small fenced forest, but I'd still hesitate to leave my dogs for even one full morning-to-night day, much less overnight. The thought of expecting them to be okay with only a couple short WALKS a day makes my heart hurt.
Dawn would hate my coworkers. We talk to lots of animals. Kaity said when she leaves her parents' house she tells her dogs "Have a good day, I'll be back soon, make good choices." I talk to my dogs and sound like an exasperated parent. I don't kid myself that they actually understand me (they're dogs, they have no idea what I'm saying) but I talk to them all the time.
They DO understand some of what you say. If I tell my dogs to go upstairs, they go upstairs. Dogs also learn tone. They might not understand as many words as we do, or abstracts like making good choices, but they really do understand some of what we say.
Yeah, they recognize sounds associated with actions but I'm pretty sure my dogs have zero ability to comprehend rhetorical questions, which is what I tend to do...they just know the crazy human servant is making noises and is PROBABLY not thrilled with all the mud and poop on their bellies.
The only reason she’s a vegetarian is because she dislikes the taste of red meat.-Then why bitch and moan over others eating it?! This proves she's just a bitch
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I bet she'd be the type who'd get a cat and force it onto a vegan diet.
saying the words cool if you’re thirty and over
Okay, I'm gonna give her that one! We are of the generation where "cool" was the thing to say when we were kids, and so we've grown up with it. The modern equivalent would be...uh...what's teen slang today? Anyway, us using it would sound like we're trying too hard. It's a great way to annoy today's teens though. :D
cutting your hair
As Mary Anne found out the hard way.
The only reason she’s a vegetarian is because she dislikes the taste of red meat.
Chicken, pork, seafood.
Can you believe her nerve, talking to her dogs?
The NERVE! Thinking her dogs might actually enjoy the sound of her voice! I guess they read her mind for commands and stuff.
Dawn bitches because it’s not like the dogs can understand her or answer her back, so what’s the point?
Like hell they don't! Not only do they learn words, but they learn tone!!
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Kindergarten Cop came out in 1990. Watch it. That'll answer your question.
But oh, I can't stand how they say "ore-gone." It's like body organ, or pipe organ. When Bernie Sanders was here a few weeks back and said "ore-gone," we corrected him. :D
She’d probably decide that all the animals should be vegetarians.
DOGS actually can be vegetarians. Cats are obligate carnivores. Also our minds think alike. :D
They also say that Cheryl will turn up soon, but it’s obvious they’re worried.
That's an awfully casual way to act. When one of my dogs went missing a couple weeks ago, we were out looking for her immediately, and checking Craigslist and the Humane Society's lost and found. We only relaxed when her picture went up on the HS's site. It was after hours though. But still. "Oh, i'm sure she'll turn up" is not how you react to a beloved pet going missing!
And Jordan is eating peanut butter and ketchup. I just tried it so you don't have to. I couldn't ( ... )
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Dogs, even paper-trained dogs (my little 7-pounder won't actually go potty outside since even short grass brushes her bum, and she doesn't like that, and so she only uses wee-pads), absolutely need more than two quick walks a day. In some circumstances, when the weather is right, dogs can be let out in the morning, and let back in at night, and no contact otherwise, but even that's really iffy. Our back yard is like a small fenced forest, but I'd still hesitate to leave my dogs for even one full morning-to-night day, much less overnight. The thought of expecting them to be okay with only a couple short WALKS a day makes my heart hurt.
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