This animal stuff was brought on because Dawn wrote down a bunch of random topics, put them in a hat, and decided whatever she picked out is what she’ll bitch about today. --LMFAO! I love it!
I can totally see a BSC member judging someone for not having kids.--Me too. I really think it's obnoxious because a lot of people might have health problems and that might be a reason why they don't have kids or maybe they might meet up with people that don't like kids and don't want them for that reason. Or maybe it's a case of "I'm cool being around kids but I know I can go home and have peace and quiet."
Mrs. Mancusi is walking her dogs and Dawn has to bitch about Mrs. Mancusi saying that it’s a beautiful day to her dogs. What a bitch! Can you believe her nerve, talking to her dogs? What kind of dumb asshole does that?--I talk to my pets all the time. I can't imagine having pets and never saying one word to them.
Dawn bitches because it’s not like the dogs can understand her or answer her back, so what’s the point? --Okay, maybe they can't talk like a human but I believe animals can absolutely get their point across and understand you. My cats help me out a lot with roaches and I keep their treat bag in my room because they'd rip the bag to shreds if I left it out. They get a roach and I call out "They're going to get what they deserve." and I go to my room, they all flock to the door because they KNOW they're going to get treats.
Then Dawn has to complain about Mrs. Mancusi throwing a ball for her dog because the ball has slobber on it.--Well, until they invent something that magically makes slobber, shit, piss, and puke magically disappear, you kinda have to deal with the stuff that comes out of a living creature, Dawn. And since you girls are obsessed with babies, what do you do with something a child might've slobbered on?
Dawn says Kristy is really patient with the kids--Sure. For somebody that shoots her friends a look if they're even one second late, I can't imagine that same person having patience with the kids on her team.
Nicky Pike gets his shirt dirty, but Mrs. Pike won’t give a fuck because Mallory will wash the shirt.--I laughed but it's the truth.
Kristy is the president because the rest of the BSC don’t want to put up with her foot-stomping and screaming that the BSC was her idea and she gets to be in charge.--And we see with the movie book that the same shit would've happened if the girls had gotten new club positions in that other book when they were tired of their jobs. Kristy would still try to be President even if she wasn't President anymore.
Do they just flip through the notebook and skim all the entries until they see a mention of the toilet monster?--That's a really interesting question and I must admit I'd never thought about it before. Skimming really is the only thing they can do because I don't recall them saying they wrote on little tabs a keyword for each entry so they'd just have to look at that in order to find an entry.
Of course Dawn would take the smell to mean that the dog’s diet in somehow inferior to hers.--LOL! *applauds*
I’m sure my dog is a more interesting conversationalist than Dawn.--Absolutely.
Jessi comes over with Becca, Charlotte, and Squirt because I guess the BSC still wants to treat the Mancusi animals like a personal petting zoo for their charges. --I still wouldn't be cool with this. I realize shit can happen whether you've got visitors over or not. But it's easy for somebody to accidentally let something out the door, out of its cage, get scratched, bitten, etc. Dawn should be over there by herself.
I’d be pretty annoyed if I hired a sitter for my dog and they decided to invite a kid over to my house to play with my dog while I’m not there--And even more so if one of the animals hurts the kid.
I’m imagining next time he’ll write, “Free Candy,” on the windows, and Claudia will run to get in the car. --lmfao!
I’m imagining what would happen if the guy did come out and grabbed Becca and Charlotte. I think there was one book called Kristy and the Kidnapper. I looked up reviews and it sounds so batshit I have to read it to see if the reviewers weren’t being sarcastic.--Can I request that be your next snark? It's gonna be hard to top the "twist ending" for the Mary Anne zoo mystery book. I still lmao thinking of the snarks for that book.
And Jordan is eating peanut butter and ketchup--GROSS!
The triplets unloaded the dishwasher. Vanessa wipes the counters. I’m not sure if you can fuck up unloading the dishwasher,--I'm surprised the triplets didn't try getting out of this. I know of one way for that to happen. "*holds up a dish* Where does this go? *holds up another dish* Where does this go?" So on and so forth until Mallory gets so irritated that she tells them she'll finish it.
Dawn says Kristy doesn’t say this because she doesn’t want to hurt any feelings--Come on, we see how Kristy's acting towards Shannon in another snark. Kristy doesn't give a fuck about feelings.
I have a hard time believing that Kristy or Dawn give a fuck about hurting feelings. --Exactly. Just like with that Shannon situation up there. She said things aren't that great at her house so she probably did want to get out of the house to get away from the bullshit going on at her house. She's over at the house of somebody she considers to be a friend and Kristy ends up treating her like shit.
I can totally see a BSC member judging someone for not having kids.--Me too. I really think it's obnoxious because a lot of people might have health problems and that might be a reason why they don't have kids or maybe they might meet up with people that don't like kids and don't want them for that reason. Or maybe it's a case of "I'm cool being around kids but I know I can go home and have peace and quiet."
Mrs. Mancusi is walking her dogs and Dawn has to bitch about Mrs. Mancusi saying that it’s a beautiful day to her dogs. What a bitch! Can you believe her nerve, talking to her dogs? What kind of dumb asshole does that?--I talk to my pets all the time. I can't imagine having pets and never saying one word to them.
Dawn bitches because it’s not like the dogs can understand her or answer her back, so what’s the point? --Okay, maybe they can't talk like a human but I believe animals can absolutely get their point across and understand you. My cats help me out a lot with roaches and I keep their treat bag in my room because they'd rip the bag to shreds if I left it out. They get a roach and I call out "They're going to get what they deserve." and I go to my room, they all flock to the door because they KNOW they're going to get treats.
Then Dawn has to complain about Mrs. Mancusi throwing a ball for her dog because the ball has slobber on it.--Well, until they invent something that magically makes slobber, shit, piss, and puke magically disappear, you kinda have to deal with the stuff that comes out of a living creature, Dawn. And since you girls are obsessed with babies, what do you do with something a child might've slobbered on?
Dawn says Kristy is really patient with the kids--Sure. For somebody that shoots her friends a look if they're even one second late, I can't imagine that same person having patience with the kids on her team.
Nicky Pike gets his shirt dirty, but Mrs. Pike won’t give a fuck because Mallory will wash the shirt.--I laughed but it's the truth.
Kristy is the president because the rest of the BSC don’t want to put up with her foot-stomping and screaming that the BSC was her idea and she gets to be in charge.--And we see with the movie book that the same shit would've happened if the girls had gotten new club positions in that other book when they were tired of their jobs. Kristy would still try to be President even if she wasn't President anymore.
Do they just flip through the notebook and skim all the entries until they see a mention of the toilet monster?--That's a really interesting question and I must admit I'd never thought about it before. Skimming really is the only thing they can do because I don't recall them saying they wrote on little tabs a keyword for each entry so they'd just have to look at that in order to find an entry.
Of course Dawn would take the smell to mean that the dog’s diet in somehow inferior to hers.--LOL! *applauds*
I’m sure my dog is a more interesting conversationalist than Dawn.--Absolutely.
Jessi comes over with Becca, Charlotte, and Squirt because I guess the BSC still wants to treat the Mancusi animals like a personal petting zoo for their charges. --I still wouldn't be cool with this. I realize shit can happen whether you've got visitors over or not. But it's easy for somebody to accidentally let something out the door, out of its cage, get scratched, bitten, etc. Dawn should be over there by herself.
I’d be pretty annoyed if I hired a sitter for my dog and they decided to invite a kid over to my house to play with my dog while I’m not there--And even more so if one of the animals hurts the kid.
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I’m imagining what would happen if the guy did come out and grabbed Becca and Charlotte. I think there was one book called Kristy and the Kidnapper. I looked up reviews and it sounds so batshit I have to read it to see if the reviewers weren’t being sarcastic.--Can I request that be your next snark? It's gonna be hard to top the "twist ending" for the Mary Anne zoo mystery book. I still lmao thinking of the snarks for that book.
And Jordan is eating peanut butter and ketchup--GROSS!
The triplets unloaded the dishwasher. Vanessa wipes the counters. I’m not sure if you can fuck up unloading the dishwasher,--I'm surprised the triplets didn't try getting out of this. I know of one way for that to happen. "*holds up a dish* Where does this go? *holds up another dish* Where does this go?" So on and so forth until Mallory gets so irritated that she tells them she'll finish it.
Dawn says Kristy doesn’t say this because she doesn’t want to hurt any feelings--Come on, we see how Kristy's acting towards Shannon in another snark. Kristy doesn't give a fuck about feelings.
I have a hard time believing that Kristy or Dawn give a fuck about hurting feelings. --Exactly. Just like with that Shannon situation up there. She said things aren't that great at her house so she probably did want to get out of the house to get away from the bullshit going on at her house. She's over at the house of somebody she considers to be a friend and Kristy ends up treating her like shit.
Enjoyed the snark! :)
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