Comments | bsc_snark: SS #5: California Girls pt 1

glitterberrys in bsc_snark

SS #5: California Girls pt 1

Mar 20, 2016 01:03

Well, I felt like doing a Super Special, I already did #2 (oh god that came out wrong. The Alan Grays of the world are snickering), and I'm not in the mood for the SS #6: Stacey is a Huge Bitch right now. So I picked this one because I felt like reading it again.

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shut up kristy, shut up dawn, ss # 5 california girls, snarker: glitterberrys

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shatisarockgod March 20 2016, 08:47:38 UTC

Kristy, I shit you not, busts out with “Oh, who cares about world peace? When are they going to announce the winning ticket?--That line makes me cringe so hard. I have no idea why they had to word it that way instead of her just being excited about "I can't wait to see the drawing ( ... )

shatisarockgod March 20 2016, 09:00:59 UTC

The plane takes off. Mal says "Hangman?" Jessi replies "Maybe after lunch."--I really would've planned ahead and brought stuff to entertain myself in case nobody wanted to play Hangman. Bring a book, bring a puzzle book, etc ( ... )

lisaerin March 20 2016, 18:20:30 UTC

I made a BSC drinking game a few years back and mentioned I Love Lucy.

shatisarockgod March 22 2016, 01:38:33 UTC

I gotta look it up after I'm done replying! Thank you. :)

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pi_beta_alpha March 20 2016, 16:15:35 UTC

Ooh! One of my favorite SS's, I was actually considering snarking this sucker but I figure the possiblity of a stroke was too great. Stay safe while attacking this book! :D

pi_beta_alpha March 20 2016, 20:21:09 UTC

" No commentary about how nobody cares and they all accept her lifestyle choice of being black. "

I laughed so hard at this, you don't even know

glitterberrys March 21 2016, 03:24:35 UTC

Thanks XD They're just so damn self-congratulatory about not caring that Jessi is black. I mean...I'm not arguing that not being racist is good, but they seem to get off on being "progressive."

pi_beta_alpha March 21 2016, 17:56:12 UTC

You'd think if they got off about being progressive about Jessi, Dawn could at least be progressive about allowing her 13 year old friends to eat a damn Ring Ding.

I'd love a SS where Mal or someone goes with Jessi and visits her old neighborhood in NJ and gets handed with racism against whites. I wonder if that'd ever happen.

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bleeding_thorn2 March 20 2016, 20:56:39 UTC

I already did #2 (oh god that came out wrong. The Alan Grays of the world are snickering),-Add me to that list, because I'm laughing my ass off!

bunch of gross dudes bukkake-ing all over a big grid of numbers. Whichever ones they hit are on the board. I know I'm disgusting but I can't get the image out of my head, and now you have to suffer too.-LMAO! All I can say!

Great job!

glitterberrys March 21 2016, 03:24:59 UTC

I'm glad my Pike triplet sense of humor amuses someone besides me XD It's such a stupid name for a lottery though.

bleeding_thorn2 March 22 2016, 20:31:02 UTC

I'm glad my Pike triplet sense of humor amuses someone besides me XD =trust me, I tend to laugh like a hyena at the dumbest things! I laughed my ass off today at a video of Batman playing his theme on a ukele while Superman unicycled by playing his theme on flaming bagpipes. I laughed at the pic on imgur of a lion leaping 32 feet in the air, I laugh at the drawing of a two-legged giraffe prancing through nature. I watched a vid on youtube that I liked as a kid of Bambi getting stepped on by Godzilla's foot. My point is that I laugh at the silliest shit on a daily basis, just check out my older snarks. I got crazy vids in them.

yes, Jack=O=lottery sucks!

darth_firefly March 20 2016, 21:34:11 UTC

Dear Mom, Watson, Nannie, Charlie, Sam, David Michael, and Emily.

Kristy left off Karen and Andrew because she wants Karen go into uber-tantrum mode when she's not there just to be a bitch.

I also agree - there's no way Dawn would have been allowed to just spend her entire prize like that - I know I sure as hell wouldn't have. I might have gotten a hundred dollars to spend and the rest would have gone right into a savings account.

Although, assuming that we're talking 1990 prices here, a 100 dollars could go a long way in a bookstore... Still can, come to think of it...

Excellent snarking!

glitterberrys March 21 2016, 03:25:44 UTC

Yeah, but it IS Stoneybrook; you know these girls all have huge college funds. I mean, lawyers make good money...

pi_beta_alpha March 21 2016, 17:57:23 UTC

"Kristy left off Karen and Andrew because she wants Karen go into uber-tantrum mode when she's not there just to be a bitch."

Or just wrote, "Dear Everyone except Karen:"
LOLOL

shatisarockgod March 22 2016, 01:45:53 UTC

I might have gotten a hundred dollars to spend and the rest would have gone right into a savings account.--Exactly. I can see probably get 200 or 300 dollars at the most.

pizza_champion March 20 2016, 21:40:50 UTC

“They enter the Jack-O-Lottery jackpot, which just makes me think of a bunch of gross dudes bukkake-ing all over a big grid of numbers ( ... )

glitterberrys March 21 2016, 03:23:40 UTC

Yeah, it pissed me off SO MUCH when they were saying "Boy we were annoying LOL" but didn't actually STOP YELLING or anything.

pizza_champion March 22 2016, 02:49:44 UTC

We're just lucky they didn't try to force any of the other passengers to let them babysit their kids for the duration of the flight.

mimiredcrow March 27 2016, 03:06:14 UTC

It bugs me because they almost sound proud of themselves.

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