Comments | bsc_snark: SS#15: BABY-SITTER'S EUROPEAN VACATION! aka: kristy vs. the canadian!

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SS#15: BABY-SITTER'S EUROPEAN VACATION! aka: kristy vs. the canadian!

Jan 16, 2016 20:16

so, i decided to try my hand at snarking a super special and as a canadian, i HAD to pick this one. i just couldn't resist -- it's the only BSC book with canadian characters! i hope you guys enjoy it. :)

( SMS takes a field trip to EUROPE )

sms field trip fetish, ss#15: baby-sitters european vacation, obligatory 1950s reference, lerangis, stacey is a bitch, the bsc is the center of the universe, watson the real live millionaire, jessi wangst, crying, drama, alan gray, elizabeth, facepalm

Comments 49

road_baby January 17 2016, 03:35:22 UTC

I loved the thought of an evil triangle because it made me think of Bill Cipher. Except he's dapper and likable which I can't say the same for the BSC.

I was always pissed at this book for keeping Mary Anne in the US. She seemed like the one who'd be the most stoked about Europe. I mean look how she acts about NYC. Can you imagine her feelings on Paris? I felt cheated on her behalf.

Oh, don't even play that big band music is beneath the BSC Ann. They're obsessed with Lucy which is infinitely dorkier than big band music. I'd listen to 24 hours of big band music before I watched 5 minutes of that 'funny' show.

we are visiting victoria's castle

Omg. I totally read this as Victoria's Secret! I thought things were about to get spicy!

maybe the queen'll drop by to borrow some sugar." "yuck," exclaimed dawn schafer

I fucking haaaaatttee Dawn! Jesus Christ! You can't even say certain words around her?! Does she seriously need to inject her ideals in every conversation there is?! SHUT THE FUCK UP ( ... )

heymalice February 6 2016, 04:08:22 UTC

I loved the thought of an evil triangle because it made me think of Bill Cipher. Except he's dapper and likable which I can't say the same for the BSC.--LOL! yeah, the BSC is anything BUT dapper and likeable ( ... )

kahran042 January 17 2016, 03:58:07 UTC

by the way, text edit's dictionary absolutely refuses to accept "becca" as a name or a word and automatically changes it to "beck" every. fucking. time. it's annoying and requires constant fixing, so if "beck" ever shows up in one of my snarks instead of "becca" it's because i just couldn't fix them all. plus they revert back to "beck" even after being fixed, so, it's a constant fucking battle with her damned name.

Have you tried writing it with a capital B?

adamant_turtle January 28 2016, 01:35:10 UTC

Hilariously enough, the word "Beck" (not spelled the same way, of course) in Polish means to burp. So I kept thinking that when you said it.

heymalice February 6 2016, 04:08:52 UTC

thanks! that works! :D

kahran042 February 6 2016, 16:58:03 UTC

You're welcome.

shatisarockgod January 17 2016, 05:50:33 UTC

I'm afraid I can't see the pics. Not sure if it's just my computer acting buggy or what ( ... )

shatisarockgod January 17 2016, 05:52:19 UTC

"i don't know," i admitted. "civil?"'--Oh my god. Time to stop the vacations ( ... )

heymalice February 6 2016, 04:09:24 UTC

I'm afraid I can't see the pics. Not sure if it's just my computer acting buggy or what.--oh shit, it was me again, sometimes i forget to make the damned things public first. thanks for pointing it out! i'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on. lol ( ... )

heymalice February 6 2016, 04:10:57 UTC

Oh my god. Time to stop the vacations!--for real ( ... )

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bleeding_thorn2 January 17 2016, 20:47:31 UTC

Love the Devil wears Prada GIF! Such a awesome movie ( ... )

bleeding_thorn2 January 17 2016, 21:11:31 UTC

'but most of all, we are passionate about baby-sitting. you have to feel that way to be part of the baby-sitters club.'=Not the horse play? Color me shocked ( ... )

bleeding_thorn2 January 17 2016, 21:39:54 UTC

And the pic you doctored!LOL! And How short is that fucking skirt anyway, she bends over and you will see her cooter ( ... )

heymalice February 6 2016, 04:13:25 UTC

And the pic you doctored!LOL! And How short is that fucking skirt anyway, she bends over and you will see her cooter!--glad you liked it! lol. if she bent over you'd see EVERYTHING. the one damned time she isn't wearing leggings, am i right ( ... )

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julietvalcouer January 17 2016, 22:28:58 UTC

If Kristy can handle the mind-boggling dullness that is baseball (basically all the arcane rules of cricket with bonus anabolic steroids and more running) she'll be fine watching cricket. Of course if she were the sports genius she proclaims herself to be she'd know it's a 'cricket pitch'. I've had people from three different Commonwealth countries attempt and fail to explain the rules to me and even I still know that.

heymalice February 6 2016, 04:14:08 UTC

If Kristy can handle the mind-boggling dullness that is baseball (basically all the arcane rules of cricket with bonus anabolic steroids and more running) she'll be fine watching cricket.--true, baseball is boring as hell. LOL. i find all sports boring to watch. i'd rather play them myself instead of watching other people play, it's just boring. i haven't played any sports since i was a kid though.

Of course if she were the sports genius she proclaims herself to be she'd know it's a 'cricket pitch'. I've had people from three different Commonwealth countries attempt and fail to explain the rules to me and even I still know that.--same, i know fuck all about cricket other than the fact that it's boring to watch after sitting through part of a game on tv once, but even i know it's called a cricket pitch! FAIL, kristy!