SS#15: BABY-SITTER'S EUROPEAN VACATION! aka: kristy vs. the canadian!
so, i decided to try my hand at snarking a super special and as a canadian, i HAD to pick this one. i just couldn't resist -- it's the only BSC book with canadian characters! i hope you guys enjoy it. :)
( SMS takes a field trip to EUROPE )
( SMS takes a field trip to EUROPE )
though i'm still beyond angry that mallory never got to narrate a super special. that was bullshit!=Me 2! Why couldn't she narrate the Sea City one?
And what is with Jessi's intro entry? Is she fucking high, she's talking like a cross between Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken!
i'm thirty-three motherfucking years old and i've never been out of my country, jessi.=Me either! Unless you count Epcot; there's like tons of countries there! LOL!
(she's convinced that stoneybrook middle school will arrange the exact same tour three years from now.)'-and why didn't Ann write a spin off series with the sibs of the club members? Even with the clients going to junior high/high school?
no one ages, simply because kristy wants to stay thirteen forever. for thirteen is the age where she has had the most power and influence of her life, and who would want to give that up? not kristen amanda thomas, that's for sure!
-That would've made a great twist at the end of the series!
' SERIOUSLY JESSI? SERIOUSLY?!?
she's updating the damned travel journal. later on in the same day.
-And who the fuck are they even writing this for, the earlier super specials at least had a reason the Cult was writing a journal. What's this one, can they see us?!
of. fucking. course.
because you bitches always get everything you want. whether you know you want it or not.-If these bitches were real, they'd be the ones that won the fucking billion dollar powerball. Then use it to buy Stoneybrook so K-Ron could be King!
yep, if the BSC has anything, it's time. never ending stretches of time, stuck at the same age. forever.-I totally pictured you saying forever as Phoebe Buffay on Friends. 'Bye Ross, FOREVER!'
the townsfolk were horrible racists that 'obviously didn't want african-americans in their neighbourhood.' she was dying to move back to jersey, which 'was much more racially mixed.' BUT: 'things are better now. people grow up, i guess. attitudes change. and i don't miss oakley so much anymore.'-IT WAS LIKE ONE FUCKING FAMILY, BITCH IS ACTING LIKE THE NEIGHBORS GOT TOGETHER TO BURN CROSSES ON HER FUCKING LAWN! AND FROM WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT HER OLD BLOCK, IT WAS HER FAMILY AND NO OTHER RACE OF PEOPLE LIVED THERE! HOW FUCKING 'RACIALLY MIXED' WAS THAT?! At least my family is racially diverse and so was my old town. I barely see my neighbors so I couldn;t tell you who lives her!
Do you have the BSC eps, I can't find them anywhere? Netflix took them down.
mallory has cousins 'all over the globe.' =So do I, I have alot of cousins, some I haven't even met yet. But everyone lives all over!
i could tell jessi, by the way you play horsies together. oh yes, there is a lot of passion in your relationship.
-LMAO!
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'but most of all, we are passionate about baby-sitting. you have to feel that way to be part of the baby-sitters club.'=Not the horse play? Color me shocked!
'mal and i are junior officers. we're the only sixth-graders among thirteen-year-old eighth graders, so it's kind of an honour to be included. not that anyone ever says that. we treat each other as equals.'-Saint Peter couldn't have written that with a straight face!
5: do not kiss her on lips. [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]=DA FUCK?
well, i too, have a special place in my heart for elvis, abby. to the point where i insisted that 'i can't help falling in love with you' be played at my wedding for the first dance. =AWWWW!
but there are other kinds of music out there and discovering them won't fucking kill you.-True, I'm always discovering new music, I just got into some death metal/heavy metal music. It's fucking weird, I got some Italian music, metal, pop, and other things added to my playlist right now!
i nearly spit coffee all over my computer screen at that. uh, abby, how the fuck old do you think elvis was? you're supposed to be a die-hard elvis fan, yet you think there was even the most remote chance he was alive during the civil fucking war?! you haven't been in the stoneybrook school system that long, what the hell is your excuse for not knowing when the civil war took place? -How the fuck does she not know? There's been movies with Elvis depicting when he joined. Books and lots other things. A die hard fan should know this!
Don't even get me started on the Civil War BULLSHIT she does not know!
What the Hell did I just watch with the SOuth Park vid? LOL!
it's because she has to share this trip with robert. and…her mother. her mom is one of the chaperones on this trip. HAHAHA!!=OWNED!
"abby, you don't know my mom. she used to lead me around new york city with a telephone cord attached to my wrist!"'
=And this was never mentioned before because?! BULLSHIT!
and also, is watson for real going to serve the girls booze?
'actually, it wasn't champagne.'
BORING.
'watson was offering us sparkling apple cider. which, in my opinion, tastes much better.'-=thought this was gonna turn Mean Girls for a second, but it actually does with the cider. And when did Abby drink champagane?
mr. d. is wearing a beret-and the bitch knocks it, even though she wore one with a fucking dino pin on it in book three?! FUCKING HELL!
LOVE THE PIC!
well, stacey, between school, baby-sitting and sucking off random dudes, you have NO TIME to spend with your mother.-LMAO!
Love the Snakes on a Plane ref too!
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maybe he plotted to sit next to you because he misses your proclivity for performing sexual acts in public and semi-public places? -Use a condom and be careful joining the Mile High Club, Stace!
ashley wyeth is on this trip? =HAHAHAHAHA!
yeah, nothing sexier than a chick calling herself a pig! and what an awesome message to inadvertently slip into a book for young girls: wanting more than one tiny packet of peanuts makes you a PIG. oink oink, fatty, put those peanuts down! -Does Ann know any shit about shit? I mean, this is the same chick who had a character in the TV show try to come on to Logan by asking him to TIE HER FUCKING SHOES!
'"isn't this the clearest day?*" now jacqui was standing in the aisle, leaning over robert.
way over robert. with a low-cut shirt that showed…well, a lot.
puh-leeze. i mean, how obvious can you get?'
=Maybe she wants the dick too Stacey! Maybe she doesn't want to pull the old 'oops, I dropped the peanuts in your lap, let me pick them up with my mouth' like you do!
continuity error? or is jacqui just stupider than the average SMS student? we've already established that it's fucking NIGHT TIME.-LOL!
ow the hell did jacqui, who is thirteen, convince someone to pierce her nose? don't you need to be like, at least eighteen or have parental consent for getting anything other than a simple ear piercing? actually, i believe you need parental consent for even regular ear piercings, too. i know when i got mine done when i was twenty-one, i needed fucking ID. and that was at claire's. -It's possible, I knew girls in eighth grade with nose piercings.
by the way, my ears got super infected for months and i can no longer wear earrings, so fuck claire's for getting piercings!
-Ouch! DA FUCK?!
at one point she was sitting in my seat while kathleen lopez [WHO?!?] and kara mauricio were facing him from the seats in front.' =Well, bitches don't play fair Stacey! You should know that better than anyone!And Kathleen was the one who scored a spot on the cheer squad instead of Stacey.
why? because, i'm scared shitless. and also, the opportunity has only presented itself to me once--at which point i freaked out and said hell no. so i can't really snark her being scared. i would've royally shat my pants at turbulence on a plane.-I've flown and been scared shitless! I always cross myself and have to sit next to the window, for the sheer reason that if the fucker starts going down I wanna be the first to know. I've been on planes with turbelnce and it sucks!
maybe he ate too much candy from the sweetshop and wanted to take a ride? who knows.-LOL!
making fun of ann is not worth getting a random scary knock on my door, only to have to explain i'm making fun of a kid's book.-I'm so screwed if my computer's ever searched. Having to explain why I Google searched certain GIFS and memes will be a bitch, LOL!
and that, my friends, is how stacey sneaked a suitcase full of dildos and hash into england. -Totally pictured Sophia from Golden Girls saying this!
or fucking serious?! well, that is:
1-not cool.
2-fucking offensive.
i don't think old alan would've gone that fucking far. this was clearly part of alan gray's character assassination.-Fucking Hell, what a dumbass!
Great job!
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Use a condom and be careful joining the Mile High Club, Stace!--SERIOUSLY!
Does Ann know any shit about shit? I mean, this is the same chick who had a character in the TV show try to come on to Logan by asking him to TIE HER FUCKING SHOES!--ann doesn't know anything. i'm convinced that anything she ever actually gets right happens by complete accident.
Maybe she wants the dick too Stacey! Maybe she doesn't want to pull the old 'oops, I dropped the peanuts in your lap, let me pick them up with my mouth' like you do!--oh my god! ROFLMAO!
It's possible, I knew girls in eighth grade with nose piercings.--wow!
Ouch! DA FUCK?!--yep, it fucking sucked. i was on antibiotics forever because of that shit. now the holes where the piercings were are scarred up inside. i've never gotten anything pierced since, because i'm afraid of going through that shit all over again. it was PAINFUL. i'd love to be able to get another piercing, but the fear gets in the way. :/
Well, bitches don't play fair Stacey! You should know that better than anyone!And Kathleen was the one who scored a spot on the cheer squad instead of Stacey.--exactly. stacey should know this better than anyone, like you said! and thanks for clearing up who kathleen is for me! i totally forgot all about her! LOL.
I've flown and been scared shitless! I always cross myself and have to sit next to the window, for the sheer reason that if the fucker starts going down I wanna be the first to know. I've been on planes with turbelnce and it sucks!--i think i'd be the exact same way. something/everything about planes is fucking terrifying to me.
I'm so screwed if my computer's ever searched. Having to explain why I Google searched certain GIFS and memes will be a bitch, LOL!--oh man, what kind of gifs and memes are you searching? LOL.
Totally pictured Sophia from Golden Girls saying this!--LOL!!
Great job!--thank you!! i'm glad you liked it! :D
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oh my god! ROFLMAO!-Glad you liked it!
wow!-I even knew girls with tongue, nose rings too! Dunno where they got that done but whatever. I do have my ears double pierced or used to, I always wanted a belly button or tongue piercing or something, but I decided against it. I will take more tattoos though!
now the holes where the piercings were are scarred up inside. i've never gotten anything pierced since, because i'm afraid of going through that shit all over again. it was PAINFUL. i'd love to be able to get another piercing, but the fear gets in the way. :/ =Sorry! I think about piercings sometimes, but I always have reasons not too: every girl I knew with a tongue ring talked like THISSSHHHHHH.... Belly button rings look good on girls with flat stomach's and I'm...not skinny but...Fluffy. Best way to put it... fluffy. I do give great hugs though. And other piercings don't interest me. On others yes, me no.
i think i'd be the exact same way. something/everything about planes is fucking terrifying to me.-And I do it SOBER! I have people tell me to have a drink or two to calm down but i refuse to b/c if the fucker goes down, I wanna have my wits about me!
oh man, what kind of gifs and memes are you searching? LOL.
-Well, there was that pony play pic and furry pic for some snarks. Plus sometimes google will throw some obsecene porn pics if you don't word the search correctly. Example: fucking asshole memes aren't what you think, I now know WAYYYY too much about certain things! LOL!
It was really good, the snark. Not the crap porn I mentioned earlier.
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I even knew girls with tongue, nose rings too! Dunno where they got that done but whatever.--that's wild!
I do have my ears double pierced or used to, I always wanted a belly button or tongue piercing or something, but I decided against it. I will take more tattoos though!--same, i'd definitely get more tattoos!
Sorry! I think about piercings sometimes, but I always have reasons not too: every girl I knew with a tongue ring talked like THISSSHHHHHH.... Belly button rings look good on girls with flat stomach's and I'm...not skinny but...Fluffy. Best way to put it... fluffy. I do give great hugs though. And other piercings don't interest me. On others yes, me no.--fluffy hugs are the best hugs, to be honest.
And I do it SOBER! I have people tell me to have a drink or two to calm down but i refuse to b/c if the fucker goes down, I wanna have my wits about me!--that's a damned good point! i'd want to have some presence of mind, too!
Well, there was that pony play pic and furry pic for some snarks. Plus sometimes google will throw some obsecene porn pics if you don't word the search correctly. Example: fucking asshole memes aren't what you think, I now know WAYYYY too much about certain things! LOL!--eeeeeewww! lol!
It was really good, the snark. Not the crap porn I mentioned earlier.--lol! thanks!
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Saint Peter couldn't have written that with a straight face!--no way in hell!
DA FUCK?--seriously! was she really thinking even for a split second about making out with the queen?! LOL.
True, I'm always discovering new music, I just got into some death metal/heavy metal music. It's fucking weird, I got some Italian music, metal, pop, and other things added to my playlist right now!--cool! :D i love discovering new music, it's one of my favourite things. :) these girls are just so narrowly defined it'll never happen. :/
How the fuck does she not know? There's been movies with Elvis depicting when he joined. Books and lots other things. A die hard fan should know this!--exactly. abby's a fail-fan.
Don't even get me started on the Civil War BULLSHIT she does not know!--i know, right?
What the Hell did I just watch with the SOuth Park vid? LOL!--lol, i've never seen that episode of south park, but after seeing that video i REALLY want to know the context. i nearly choked laughing when i saw it. i know it goes without saying, but canadian puberty is exactly the same as puberty everywhere else. LOL.
OWNED!--lol, for real! didn't the same kinda thing happen in "shannon's story" though? her mom was going to chaperone a school trip and she threw a bit of a fit? i haven't read that book in years, i found it boring as a kid. lol. i really SHOULD read it again as an adult, i have a damned copy after all. XD
And this was never mentioned before because?! BULLSHIT!--exactly. i don't remember this ever being mentioned!
thought this was gonna turn Mean Girls for a second, but it actually does with the cider. And when did Abby drink champagne?--that would've been sweeeeet! and seriously, when DID abby drink champagne??!? i wish that had been elaborated on!
and the bitch knocks it, even though she wore one with a fucking dino pin on it in book three?! FUCKING HELL!--LOL! i forgot that pin! stacey is such a snob. nothing is cool unless she and or claudia is doing it right that very second.
LOVE THE PIC!--lol, thanks!
Love the Snakes on a Plane ref too!--yay!!
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-exactly. abby's a fail-fan.-Even with something/someone I fangirl about...I never say I'm a number one fan... there's always something I don't know. Like, I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan, I've seen lots of his movies, read some of his books and own all his Q&A's. But I'm not his number one fan, there's stuff I may not know...I haven't see all his movies or read all his books. I haven't read any of his comics or anything or been to one of his shows.
but after seeing that video i REALLY want to know the context. -that's how I started watching Game of thrones, I watched the Red Wedding vid first. I had to know what the Hell lead to freakin bloodbath of most of the main characters! Still haven't watched all of the last season!
idn't the same kinda thing happen in "shannon's story" though? her mom was going to chaperone a school trip and she threw a bit of a fit? i haven't read that book in years, i found it boring as a kid. lol. i really SHOULD read it again as an adult, i have a damned copy after all. XD-Yea, it totally did! I liked the book with Shannon, I just upset they never did anything else with her character. I do like this awesome fanfic I read about her though, wwwDOTfanfictionDOTnet/s/2984372/1/Most-Likely-To-Succeed
it's long but really good!
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Even with something/someone I fangirl about...I never say I'm a number one fan... there's always something I don't know. Like, I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan, I've seen lots of his movies, read some of his books and own all his Q&A's. But I'm not his number one fan, there's stuff I may not know...I haven't see all his movies or read all his books. I haven't read any of his comics or anything or been to one of his shows.--i think a lot of the people who say they are the "number one fan" of someone can be super creepy/take it to stalkerish heights/go to extreme lengths. i guess i'm mostly thinking of the people who say, get plastic surgery to look like a famous person and say they are said famous person's number one fan, etc. but i'm sure shit like that is hard to come by in the non-reality tv program/"documentary" world. lol.
that's how I started watching Game of thrones, I watched the Red Wedding vid first. I had to know what the Hell lead to freakin bloodbath of most of the main characters! Still haven't watched all of the last season!--i've never watched game of thrones but see people talking about it online all the time, is it as awesome as people say?
Yea, it totally did! I liked the book with Shannon, I just upset they never did anything else with her character. I do like this awesome fanfic I read about her though, wwwDOTfanfictionDOTnet/s/2984372/1/Most-Likely-To-Succeed
it's long but really good!--ooooh, i'll have to read that fanfic! shannon was a decent character, she could've been really interesting if they had ever actually bothered to flesh her out and give her more of a presence in the books. she never really got a chance. we see more of that super douchebag logan and he DEFINITELY didn't deserve the amount of play he got. lol.
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i've never watched game of thrones but see people talking about it online all the time, is it as awesome as people say?0=-It really was, there's alot of bad-ass/awesome moments in the show. I haven't watched the last season yet, but it's been good so far. The only problem is that there's like fifty million characters and it's a little hard to keep straight.
'll have to read that fanfic! shannon was a decent character, she could've been really interesting if they had ever actually bothered to flesh her out and give her more of a presence in the books. she never really got a chance. we see more of that super douchebag logan and he DEFINITELY didn't deserve the amount of play he got. lol.-Well the fanfic does actually flesh her and her sisters out a lot; plus there's her home life thrown in. The author also wrote a bunch of other fanfics that kind of tie in with the others. Check them out sometime!
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Me 2! Why couldn't she narrate the Sea City one?--seriously, that would've been awesome! i think i will be forever angry over her not getting her own super special.
And what is with Jessi's intro entry? Is she fucking high, she's talking like a cross between Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken!--LOL! i didn't notice that, but now i have to read it again imagining their voices, because that's fucking hilarious!
Me either! Unless you count Epcot; there's like tons of countries there! LOL!--LMAO!
and why didn't Ann write a spin off series with the sibs of the club members? Even with the clients going to junior high/high school?--that would've been cool!! instead karen got her own spin-off series. UGH!! DAMN YOU ANN! DAMN YOU TO HELL! even as a kid i was upset that the "little sister" series was all JUST karen. i've always fucking hated that brat.
That would've made a great twist at the end of the series!--i would've LOVED that!
And who the fuck are they even writing this for, the earlier super specials at least had a reason the Cult was writing a journal. What's this one, can they see us?!--god, i hope they can't see us! LOL. i guess they're supposed to be writing it for mary anne, claudia and *SHUDDER* dawn, and the others could just be writing in the club notebook i suppose. either way, it's pretty fucking dumb.
If these bitches were real, they'd be the ones that won the fucking billion dollar powerball. Then use it to buy Stoneybrook so K-Ron could be King!--you are 100% correct on all counts!
I totally pictured you saying forever as Phoebe Buffay on Friends. 'Bye Ross, FOREVER!'--LOL!! :DD
IT WAS LIKE ONE FUCKING FAMILY, BITCH IS ACTING LIKE THE NEIGHBORS GOT TOGETHER TO BURN CROSSES ON HER FUCKING LAWN! --she really DOES act like that was the case, as do the rest of the club members.
AND FROM WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT HER OLD BLOCK, IT WAS HER FAMILY AND NO OTHER RACE OF PEOPLE LIVED THERE! HOW FUCKING 'RACIALLY MIXED' WAS THAT?! At least my family is racially diverse and so was my old town. I barely see my neighbors so I couldn;t tell you who lives her!--ann really failed at depicting both racism and what a racially diverse neighbourhood, etc, would be like. ann fails hard on the regular, but man does she ever super-massive-mega-fail at this. i bet that just ONE FLOOR of the eleven storey apartment building i live in is more racially and culturally diverse than stoneybrook and jessi's old neighbourhood in oakley combined.
Do you have the BSC eps, I can't find them anywhere? Netflix took them down.--i have seven of them on VHS. i need to find a way to convert them to dvd. the only one i've been able to find online in my years of searching is the christmas special: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=_3M-yBBnroI
the only other one i've found is 'mary anne and the brunettes' but some dude is talking through the whole damned thing giving his reaction to it: youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=WiGmKeejVKg
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So do I, I have alot of cousins, some I haven't even met yet. But everyone lives all over!--same here, i have a lot of family in england, etc, a lot of whom i've never met. they act like mallory having relatives in europe is so out of the ordinary. LOL.
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-LOL! i didn't notice that, but now i have to read it again imagining their voices, because that's fucking hilarious!-I try, I try!
UGH!! DAMN YOU ANN! DAMN YOU TO HELL! even as a kid i was upset that the "little sister" series was all JUST karen.=Karen fucking sucks!
she really DOES act like that was the case, as do the rest of the club members.-What's sad is, it could;ve been a really good storyline to have Jessi be the one dealing with the asshole Lowell's. But NO, Claudia had to be the one!
ann really failed at depicting both racism and what a racially diverse neighbourhood, etc, would be like. ann fails hard on the regular, but man does she ever super-massive-mega-fail at this. i bet that just ONE FLOOR of the eleven storey apartment building i live in is more racially and culturally diverse than stoneybrook and jessi's old neighbourhood in oakley combined. -I bet my FAMILY is more racially diverse than Jessi's old stomping grounds!
The shows all used to be on youtube and sadly got taken down. Hulu has them but I don't have a subscription. If I get a job before they're taken down, I'm so getting a damn subscription.
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I try, I try!--lol, i've been reading it in their voices even as i type shit up now. it eases the pain, so thanks for that! LOL!
Karen fucking sucks!--she really is fucking obnoxious and borderline sociopathic, to say the least. lol.
What's sad is, it could;ve been a really good storyline to have Jessi be the one dealing with the asshole Lowell's. But NO, Claudia had to be the one!--exactly. and the one mystery with the bigoted secret society ended up being an abby book, so we still didn't get to see this shit through jessi's eyes. i was talking to my husband just the other day and said in these books, you'd think stoneybrook were an almost completely walled off, segregated town, founded by racists to keep all the non-whites out, and that a tiny handful of POC just managed to break through the barrier or something. yet we never really SEE the racism. it's fucking weird.
I bet my FAMILY is more racially diverse than Jessi's old stomping grounds!--i bet it is!
The shows all used to be on youtube and sadly got taken down. Hulu has them but I don't have a subscription. If I get a job before they're taken down, I'm so getting a damn subscription.--that fucking sucks. i hope you can get a hulu subscription!
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i bet it is!-Well let's see; one brother had kids with a Dominican woman and two more with a Guyanese; one brother married a Puerto Rican woman; my younger brother has Puerto Rican and Cuban blood in him; I married a Peruvian and I have cousins with Irish, Egyptian, Jewish, and a whole of other things in them.
hat fucking sucks. i hope you can get a hulu subscription!-Thanks! It sucks because I can't find them anywhere online!
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