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Boy Crazy Stacey! Part 2!

Dec 26, 2015 00:11

Well, I tried to get this up yesterday but I actually went to the family Christmas Eve party (rather against my will) and then just played around on Tumblr. I was surprised that my aunt actually got me a present! I never get presents for anything! But she got me candy and a $40 giftcard so yay! I can buy paints! Which is holly jolly for me because ( Read more... )

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andromeda331 December 26 2015, 11:32:11 UTC

I wish he had been on duty so that the Pikes could see exactly what they're paying for. Because these bastards are so tight with money they might actually do something about it ( ... )

road_baby January 4 2016, 02:37:52 UTC

I really wish Mary Anne had just out and out punched Stacey in the face. Or at least, you know, told the Pikes what was going on. It really is unfair that Stacey is getting paid in full for doing nothing. She isn't punished and she learned nothing. It's just another horrible lesson courtesy of Ann M Martin.

shatisarockgod December 26 2015, 20:38:31 UTC

Afterwards, they head to the boardwalk where the kids are given an entire dollar each to spend. Holy cow! Ann really is living in the past! Like a hundred years or so!--And tbh this is just as laughable as all the old pop culture references ( ... )

road_baby January 4 2016, 02:41:47 UTC

Even as a kid, I wondered what the Hell world Ann was living in that people could buy things for pennies. I mean seriously! The only time I see prices like that are in Little House books. They buy things with pocket change! Even the sales tax on things are higher than the full prices Ann comes up with.

bleeding_thorn2 December 30 2015, 20:59:27 UTC

But she got me candy and a $40 giftcard so yay! I can buy paints! Which is holly jolly for me because 1) All my paints are dead. And 2) I can do paintings for my shop! And I've been thinking of doing some BSC related things. Pins or something. Because even though I hate 'America's Favourite Girls!' I love this comm. Anyways, my Christmas wasn't so bad. I hope yours went well too. Consider this my gift to you. Well, lets' go!-Pins and things for the BSC sounds awesome! Will u put up some photos when u complete them, I'd love to see them! $40 giftcard is awesome ( ... )

road_baby January 4 2016, 16:22:13 UTC

I grew up in the 80s. I often went to the beach. And nowhere could I find souvenirs for a dollar or under. I'm too lazy to look up when Ann grew up, but I'm guessing that's how she gets her prices. Because I knew that things costing a dollar or the BSC going on shopping trips making five dollars a job was bullshit. And if you have 7 year olds thinking your writing is garbage, maybe don't write.

bleeding_thorn2 January 5 2016, 19:50:10 UTC

nd nowhere could I find souvenirs for a dollar or under. I'm too lazy to look up when Ann grew up, but I'm guessing that's how she gets her prices. Because I knew that things costing a dollar or the BSC going on shopping trips making five dollars a job was bullshit. And if you have 7 year olds thinking your writing is garbage, maybe don't write.-A fucking dollar for souvenirs and rides? My ass. even as a kid, BULLSHIT!

heymalice January 6 2016, 15:42:24 UTC

I can do paintings for my shop! And I've been thinking of doing some BSC related things. Pins or something.--oh man, that would be AWESOME!!

I wish he had been on duty so that the Pikes could see exactly what they're paying for. --YES!! that would've been fucking amazing!

the Pike parents decide that spending a few hours with their kids was too much parenting for their liking and want to go out to dinner by themselves. Wow. Just wow. Why not just go on separate vacations? Then you wouldn't have to see your kids at all.--god DAMN IT, i could fucking weep, i hate john and dee so damned much!!

they head to the boardwalk where the kids are given an entire dollar each to spend. Holy cow! Ann really is living in the past! Like a hundred years or so! Because Jesus Crow, Mal and Vanessa buy souvenirs and Byron rides the Ferris wheel twice. That's 50¢ a ride. Good God, woman! Go outside!--LMAO. seriously! i know this book was written in the 80's, but it was the 1980's, not the fucking 1880's for god's sake ( ... )

heymalice January 6 2016, 15:43:11 UTC

He says yes of course so she steals another out the Pikes fridge. God, Stacey. The Pikes probably paid for that soda out of Mal's wardrobe funds. Now she's gonna have to wear bread bags instead of shoes.--oh jesus, how can something be funny AND sad at the same time? god damned pike parents! i hope a sharknado DOES happen in sea city and fucking eats those two assholes ( ... )

heymalice January 6 2016, 15:44:07 UTC

And in a nice bit of continuity, Claire wants to play them right now even though she's bored of golf. Ann. I told you to stop mixing drain cleaner with your cocaine. It's just not healthy.--LOL ( ... )

road_baby January 7 2016, 03:56:17 UTC

I have never read about more absentee parents in a book NOT about child neglect. Even horrible father Watson spent time with his kids at Disney World! The Pikes are just NOT there at all for their kids.

I always disliked the Pike kids because with the exception of Mal and Vanessa, they just seemed so noisy and rowdy. I hated being around kids like that. I thought they were really dumb for not wanting to go to Smithtown because it sounded like fun to me.

It always delights me when people say they share my snarks with their hubbys. I seriously squee every time.