Boy Crazy Stacey! Part 2!

[road_baby]

Well, I tried to get this up yesterday but I actually went to the family Christmas Eve party (rather against my will) and then just played around on Tumblr. I was surprised that my aunt actually got me a present! I never get presents for anything! But she got me candy and a $40 giftcard so yay! I can buy paints! Which is holly jolly for me because

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[heymalice]

And in a nice bit of continuity, Claire wants to play them right now even though she's bored of golf. Ann. I told you to stop mixing drain cleaner with your cocaine. It's just not healthy.--LOL!

Hell to the fucking NO! No I'm not covering one of the all time worst Karen moments! Fuck that little goblin and her destruction of property and zero punishment from her milquetoast dad! And the fact that it makes me feel bad for K Ron because Watson is a total shit lord! Fuck fuck fuck them! --i don't blame you! i fucking HATE this chapter. poor, poor louie, too. i fucking HATE watson! and karen!

your altered cover is so fucking awesome! thank you for sparing yourself, and us, that hideous fucking chapter and giving us this stunning work of art instead! i laughed so fucking hard, i HAVE to show my husband, he'll fucking lose it! LOL.

She's not jealous because she thinks Scott like you if that's what you're thinking. She's jealous that you're just sitting on your ass doing nothing while she has to handle a houseful of bratty apes. You keep blaming Mary Anne though, Stace. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Fucking monster.--ugh, i wish the bleach HAD made all her damned hair fall out, what a dumb bitch!

Mary Anne eats some fudge. If I was her I'd be like 'Mmm! Chocolate is so yummy! It sure is fun to eat things with sugar in them! Yum yum! I love my functional pancreas!' And then when Stacey got mad I'd just claim she was 'jealous'.--oh. my. GOD. lol.

Also, gotta love Stacey buying something for Claudia because it reminds her of her crush. I just imagine she'd give it to Claudia and say 'Here you go! Can I borrow it?' and then she puts it on a pillow and makes out with it.--heh, seriously. she would SO do that. it's basically a gift she's buying for herself.

She goes to follow her gaze and Mary Anne is like 'Wait, don't' and I sincerely hope she said that as monotone as possible. --lol. i hope so too! i imagine her saying it like gene wilder as willy wonka: wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=UVznerpOkTI

This is too much for Stacey's delicate sensibilities and she clobbers Mary Anne with the candy box and says 'Guess I won’t be needing this. You take it. You deserve it. You were right all along. Enjoy your prize.' and runs away crying. I love it! I love that Stacey is such a dirty boob punch that she blames Mary Anne for Scott not being a pedo. Arrrggghhhh! So tasty! But really, ha ha! The schadenfreude is pretty sweet.--oh pooooor stacey! boofuckinghoo! lol. you're right, the schadenfreude IS pretty sweet! too bad she still spends at least a full day being a useless dillhole and mooning around the house like a sad sack.

i love this snark!

[road_baby]

I have never read about more absentee parents in a book NOT about child neglect. Even horrible father Watson spent time with his kids at Disney World! The Pikes are just NOT there at all for their kids.

I always disliked the Pike kids because with the exception of Mal and Vanessa, they just seemed so noisy and rowdy. I hated being around kids like that. I thought they were really dumb for not wanting to go to Smithtown because it sounded like fun to me.

It always delights me when people say they share my snarks with their hubbys. I seriously squee every time.