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Dawn and the We ♥ Kids Club! Part The End! Thank you, Jesus!

Dec 14, 2015 01:37

So, I was thinking about Dawn and it was making me procrastinate on this snark. Because holy Hell, I did not want to read more about her. I also realised whenever I picture Dawn in my head, I picture this guy:

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shatisarockgod December 15 2015, 00:18:38 UTC

She tells him about how she can't stand that Carol isn't herself and she also has something of an Electra complex and nobody asked her permission--Dawn truly is a dumb bitch. Okay, I get having the kids meet somebody you're serious about so they can get to know her. But she's really in another planet if she SERIOUSLY thinks an ADULT will ask her "Dawn, can I get married to Carol ( ... )

road_baby December 18 2015, 04:30:20 UTC

I think Dawn would seriously benefit from people telling her 'I don't need your 'permission to do a damned thing!' It's just like when MA got her hair cut. She ended up thinking that she should have asked Dawn first. I really don't know what Dawn's problem is that she thinks everything must have her approval. She swears she's the boss of everyone.

Patrick is definitely a more negligent father than Jack. At no point did he shut Dawn out. It was Dawn who was being petulant and ignoring them. But as we all know, nothing is ever Dawn's fault! She's perfect!

Ann really needs to stop writing things that can legit do harm. Maybe if you don't know how to take care of a small animal, don't write about kids having one as a pet. What if some kid thinks, 'Yeah! I can dunk my hamster in a bunch of crap and just wash it out!'? That's fucking animal abuse and I won't stand for it!

Dawn is a long way from being any part a half way decent person. Like you said, the smallest things set her off. There is no pleasing her ever. She thinks that she's ( ... )

shatisarockgod December 19 2015, 02:51:12 UTC

I think Dawn would seriously benefit from people telling her 'I don't need your 'permission to do a damned thing!'--And the person that finally does that would be 100% in the right. But no doubt Dawn would be so horrified "Why are you so mad at me? I didn't do anything wrong!"

Ann really needs to stop writing things that can legit do harm.--Agreed. There's other ways you can write about how "wacky" the family can be without harassing the pets. It's not as if the pet can open its mouth and talk like a human "You're bothering me, leave me alone." It works with what it has and yeah, that includes biting. I know one of the Pike kids was harassing Frodo and he ended up biting one of them.

bleeding_thorn2 December 15 2015, 16:55:40 UTC

Dawn is talking about her flight back to California and saying at least she didn't have to share her flight with a 'lump of dead flesh' because she got the vegetarian meal. Also what a fucking moron. You did share the flight with a lump of dead flesh. It's called your brain=LMAO! So true! I hope the flight attendant shoved it down her fucking throat ( ... )

shatisarockgod December 16 2015, 04:17:00 UTC

-Yea, you're really not the same after finding pics of Wilma Flintstone fucking Dino. Can't watch the Flintstones anymore!--*head explodes* I'm laughing so hard and I'm so tempted to look that shit up!

Oh my god, that's crazy! Yeah, I did look it up! And there's fanfics out there too! And I accidentally stumbled across the strange section for a Little House fanfic on this website too. Way too much! :D

bleeding_thorn2 December 16 2015, 18:01:19 UTC

Oh my god, that's crazy! Yeah, I did look it up! And there's fanfics out there too! And I accidentally stumbled across the strange section for a Little House fanfic on this website too. Way too much! :D-Rule 34! There's something for everyone! I found fanfic in HS of Spike from Buffy being possessed with the essence of Billy Idol and Cordy, Buffy, and Willow became overcome with lust for Billy Idol and had to find him. Smut ensued to the tune of Rebel Yell.

There's such crazy shit out there!

shatisarockgod December 17 2015, 01:25:50 UTC

OMG, I would LOVE to read that!

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andromeda331 December 18 2015, 00:53:23 UTC

He does get in some sweet truthiness by saying she's 'selfish, immature, irresponsible, underhanded, spoiled, and reckless'. Ah hahahahahaha! Finally someone told her! Now etch it all on an I beam and beat her to death with it.

Way to go Jack!

?! Offending people is all Dawn does! You even glance at a Hershey bar around her and she starts screeching at you about how you're fat and pimply and she's perfection personified! You use a paper towel around her and she'll shriek at you about how you're a moron and causing the fall of civilization as we know it! Fuck you, Ann! Fuck you, you fucking hack liar

So true. And how does she consider stealing a credit card and flying across country isn't offending her dad?

When, at any point, did Jack indicate that he didn't want Dawn around? Never? You're right! He never did!

Nope, he never did.

Do you see what I mean when I say there's no pleasing Dawn?!

Your right. There really isn't. Everything, everyone does ticks Dawn off. Even if you do exactly what she wants. She's still mad.