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Dawn and the We ♥ Kids Club! Part The End! Thank you, Jesus!

Dec 14, 2015 01:37

So, I was thinking about Dawn and it was making me procrastinate on this snark. Because holy Hell, I did not want to read more about her. I also realised whenever I picture Dawn in my head, I picture this guy:

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bleeding_thorn2 December 15 2015, 16:55:40 UTC

Dawn is talking about her flight back to California and saying at least she didn't have to share her flight with a 'lump of dead flesh' because she got the vegetarian meal. Also what a fucking moron. You did share the flight with a lump of dead flesh. It's called your brain=LMAO! So true! I hope the flight attendant shoved it down her fucking throat!

Because if you're not spending every waking moment paying attention to Dawn, you might as well just spit in her face. I'm speechless. How can anyone write someone that self-centered and still have them be a protagonist? HOW?=I'd love to! hers, Karen's, and most of these fucking characters! As for writing, I'm guessing strong weed helps!

She doesn't want to share her father!=If she wasn't dead and buried, I'd think VC Andrews took over writing for a second!

Told you her only settings were phony and cunt.= Just like alot of these fucking characters!

If your frontal lobe is about as intelligent as a box of Wheat Thins, don't fucking write!-Why did we think these books were so good again?

Love the Darkness, my old friend GIF!

It's like when you first got the internet and found porn of your childhood cartoons. This is so upsetting, you guys!
-Yea, you're really not the same after finding pics of Wilma Flintstone fucking Dino. Can't watch the Flintstones anymore!

FUcking love how she kept that piece of paper, just to be a cunt! FUCK THAT HOSEBEAST!!

Love the cat GIF, so cute!

shatisarockgod December 16 2015, 04:17:00 UTC

-Yea, you're really not the same after finding pics of Wilma Flintstone fucking Dino. Can't watch the Flintstones anymore!--*head explodes* I'm laughing so hard and I'm so tempted to look that shit up!

Oh my god, that's crazy! Yeah, I did look it up! And there's fanfics out there too! And I accidentally stumbled across the strange section for a Little House fanfic on this website too. Way too much! :D

bleeding_thorn2 December 16 2015, 18:01:19 UTC

Oh my god, that's crazy! Yeah, I did look it up! And there's fanfics out there too! And I accidentally stumbled across the strange section for a Little House fanfic on this website too. Way too much! :D-Rule 34! There's something for everyone! I found fanfic in HS of Spike from Buffy being possessed with the essence of Billy Idol and Cordy, Buffy, and Willow became overcome with lust for Billy Idol and had to find him. Smut ensued to the tune of Rebel Yell.

There's such crazy shit out there!

shatisarockgod December 17 2015, 01:25:50 UTC

OMG, I would LOVE to read that!

bleeding_thorn2 December 17 2015, 15:55:40 UTC

I FUCKING FOUND IT!
www.angelfireDOTcom/in/deepestsympathy/tlustDOThtml

they cut the smut out, if they ever had it to begin with! I was like fifteen when I first read this, thought it was so smutty at the time.

shatisarockgod December 18 2015, 02:46:22 UTC

I can't believe it's still up anywhere. I'll give it a read. Thanks for the link. :)

bleeding_thorn2 December 18 2015, 15:38:00 UTC

me either, I thought I wasn't gonna be able to find it. All I did was type girls want spike because he's possessed by Billy Idol and I think it was like the fourth entry on Google!

shatisarockgod December 19 2015, 02:52:10 UTC

I read it and enjoyed it very much. Thank you again. :)

bleeding_thorn2 December 19 2015, 21:37:17 UTC

ur welcome. I used to read a ton of fanfic in HS, it was my version of porn. I still read WWE, SOA and BSC fanfic though. I used to have a ton of Backstreet Boys, N'sync, 98 degrees and Buffy fanfic saved on my old computer years ago. I don't even think any of those sites exist anymore. I should try to wayback machine them! LOL!

andromeda331 December 18 2015, 01:04:04 UTC

Because if you're not spending every waking moment paying attention to Dawn, you might as well just spit in her face. I'm speechless. How can anyone write someone that self-centered and still have them be a protagonist? HOW?=I'd love to! hers, Karen's, and most of these fucking characters! As for writing, I'm guessing strong weed helps!

So do I. Ann really has some horrible characters and their the protagonists. How can she write Dawn as so great after she terrorizes her stepsister who she claims is her best friend and steal her dad's credit card to fly across the country because he dares to get married? In between flipping out over everything?
Or Karen? Who she thinks is the best character after all the horrible things Karen does? Or Kristy is really great after writing how she controls all of her friends, flips out over them being late and forcing everyone to do what she wants?

Or the ones we're suppose to think are horrible? Janine for one despite the fact she does nothing but help and is supportive of her sister. Carol who is...nothing but nice to Dawn and her friends. Jenny who...wants to play by herself quietly.

bleeding_thorn2 December 18 2015, 15:48:39 UTC

Ann really has some horrible characters and their the protagonists.-After reading and snarking these books for a year, I've come to the conclusion that these are HORRIBLE PIECES OF SHIT WHO SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL RIGHT NOW! NO ONE IN THIS SERIES; EXCEPT FOR A SELECT FEW (RICHIE, MIMI, JANINE, JACKIE, JENNY) ARE COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLES!

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