Dawn and the We ♥ Kids Club! Part 1!

[road_baby]

Greetings, my lovlies! Well, well, well! So, I had a day yesterday wherein I ran out of my anxiety meds which basically takes away my ability to sleep, which means my sleep schedule is totally fubar and since I was awake and bored, I decided to snark. And let me tell you, ladies, this book is fucked. I've mentioned this before, but every Dawn book

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[darth_firefly]

Uh, Dawn honey? Potatoes ARE vegetables. The single most amazing vegetable, as it gives us both fries and vodka. Not to mention even vegetable chips have to be deep fried in SOMETHING.

+brain turns to mush over kitty video+

Excellent snarking!

[road_baby]

Dawn seems to think as long as something is a vegetable, it's healthy no matter how you cook it. Veggie chips are no different then potato chips. If you take tofu and deep fry it, it stops being health food. And I mean, they're having chimichangas for dinner. She's also eaten cheese enchiladas. Because as long as there's no meat, who cares that there's nearly a pound of cheese in it?! Dawn is truly awful when it comes to eating healthy. And you know, being a pleasant person to be around.

[darth_firefly]

Healthy Eating - yet another thing that Ann knows nothing about. Methinks she doesn't know that chimichangas are deep fried either.

[shatisarockgod]

but every Dawn book I snark always overshadows the last with pure awfulness--I just don't understand the writers point of view. Do they really want us to hate the majority of these characters? Goodness knows I can understand having a "love to hate" character like Nellie Oleson but it's not even that way for these girls. A lot of them just act like such huge bitches and it makes you hate them/not to root for them

[shatisarockgod]

If I had dinner with Keanu Reeves, I'd tell him his only good movie was Bill and Ted and what was up with that accent in Dracula---Sometimes voices really do kill me. I'll admit my favorite movie Batman was Michael Keaton but I watched one of the movies with Christian Bale and I thought the voice he was doing for Batman was on par with the type of voice I'd expect on the other end of an obscene phone call. Just couldn't take it seriously at all

[road_baby]

Yeah, I could see the ghosties and Ann writing Dawn so awful if she was a villain, but she's a protagonist. She shouldn't be acting the way she does! And even if she was an antagonist, she still wouldn't fall under the 'Love to hate' umbrella. There's plenty of villains I adore but that's because they have charisma. Dawn has none of that. She's just a terrible person for no reason.

Honestly, I never even knew what a perm looked like because of the covers of these books. And any Super Special with Dawn and Stacey on the cover, you can never tell who's whom. So, even Hodges was lazy as Hell when it came to these books. The whole series is lazy as Hell.

Oh, my Goddddd. Thank the LORD that I didn't realise that Dawn always judges people for their diet but turns into a giant piss baby if anyone says anything about her's. If I had realised that when I was writing it I would have gone mad with fury! I HATE DAWN

[pi_beta_alpha]

"Because she's talking about vegetable chips and how yummy they are but omg! Stop gagging! Just notice how special I am for eating them! Tee hee! So what if they're no different than potato chips! They're vegetables! No one eats vegetables

[road_baby]

Dawn is the worst when it comes to health food.Like I said in a previous comment, she eats things that are deep fried or covered in cheese. Like what do you think is healthier? A steak with a potato or beans and cheese stuffed in a tortilla and deep fried? I would love to see you go head to head with Dawn over what healthy eating really is.

[andromeda331]

Dawn introduces the We ♥ Kids Club and every member is a blonde because that's all that exists in Ann's California

[road_baby]

I really don't get why so many of the BSC members are so mean most of the time. Kristy treats her friends like they're beneath her and only there so she can profit from them. Stacey acts like everyone is a clueless hick compared to her. Claudia constantly puts down her sister who is nothing but supportive of her. Mary Anne is a passive aggressive mess. Logan is a controlling, jealousy driven asshole. And Dawn...Dawn is just the meanest, most judgmental person possible. You can NEVER do right in her eyes. NO ONE can live up to her standards. But she's perfect. No one can ever say anything against her or she'll pitch a fit. Even when people are nice to her she's not happy. Just look at how she treated Richard. He has never done anything against her but she mocks him. She purposely tries to upset him. She turns her nose up to the things that interest him. Dawn is hands down the worst character in ANY book I have read EVER.

[andromeda331]

I really don't either.

Just look at how she treated Richard. He has never done anything against her but she mocks him. She purposely tries to upset him. She turns her nose up to the things that interest him.

Her treatment of Richard just shows what a hypocritical bitch she is. She treats him like crap for being too serious, organized, etc. So you'd think she'd like Carol for being the opposite. Nope. She hates her and treats her like crap.

[bleeding_thorn2]

Also, what kind of dumbfuck takes off their shoes poolside but not their huge fucking socks?!-And why does the pool look like the freakin Grotto at the Playboy mansion; This makes no sense!

Because she's talking about vegetable chips and how yummy they are but omg! Stop gagging! Just notice how special I am for eating them!-I love how she just has to pat her own ass for eating veggie chips; Like no one else does. I eat veggie stick chips and they're sooo good!

Sending good vibes and hopes of some good whiskey or bourbon your way!

eople over 30 are allowed to be cool. I'm fucking cool. My friends are fucking cool. You gals are fucking cool. Being cool doesn't have a fucking age limit.-Thank you! I'm 33 and I'm awesome; I think Dawn is the one who isn't fucking cool! She can't sit with us!

Not everyone has to turn into a rod up their ass, lemon mouth, fun hating gargoyle when they hit 30, Ann-LMAO!

great job!