Comments | bsc_snark: dawn "saves" the planet, part three!

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shatisarockgod October 9 2015, 03:09:59 UTC

then we made lunch and were yelled at by practically every kid in the pike family.--How cute. Slap on a blonde wig and they can all be mini-Dawns ( ... )

shatisarockgod October 9 2015, 03:13:05 UTC

"if we can't put our sandwiches on paper towels, what should we do about cleaning up crumbs and wiping mouths?"--Huh? They don't have some saucers around the house to hold the sandwiches? Sad thing is I can picture more laundry for Mallory when it concerns stuff like this. "Ooh, washed my hands and dried them on a towel one time. I'll put it in the laundry instead of using this one towel to dry my hands on ( ... )

heymalice October 11 2015, 23:04:57 UTC

"How cute. Slap on a blonde wig and they can all be mini-Dawns ( ... )

heymalice October 11 2015, 23:05:25 UTC

"Wouldn't it have made sense to be doing stuff like this to start with instead of ordering people around when you bust them doing something against the planet? I swear I'm picturing a scene from A Christmas Story. The mom made a point of turning off the leg lamp while literally every other light in the house was turned on ( ... )

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road_baby October 9 2015, 08:02:33 UTC

heymalice October 11 2015, 23:06:11 UTC

Did Dawn for seriously say Mary Anne has 'no right' to be mad at her?! Jesus Christ! How up your own ass can you GET?! 'I'm just yelling at idiots for not being shining beacons of earthly virtue like ME! Why would that make anyone MAD?! They should be THANKING me for enlightening them to my new world order! Fucking bloodmouth plebs!' Oh, my Godddd! I SERIOUSLY HATE Dawn SOOOOOOO MUCH!! Excellent snark! Can't wait for the rest! Shit is gonna go DOWN and it's fucking DELIGHTFUL!
--LOL! oh yeah, she seriously said mary anne had no right to be upset with her, that was totally a direct quote. dawn is out of her fucking mind. she's such an out of control narcissistic, it really is fucking unreal. and thank you!! :D

darth_firefly October 10 2015, 00:19:42 UTC

Someone ought to grab Dawn by that mass of blond hair of hers and demand to know how long it takes her to wash and condition it.

I haven't read this book - and I'm starting to be thankful. This girl is the worst...

shatisarockgod October 11 2015, 07:00:43 UTC

True. That's even when you turn the water off when you're putting the shampoo (or baking soda) and conditioner in. I know there'd still be so much product residue in my hair if I just let it rinse for a minute or two. Somebody with short hair could more than likely handle a minute or two and be done.

heymalice October 11 2015, 23:06:33 UTC

"Someone ought to grab Dawn by that mass of blond hair of hers and demand to know how long it takes her to wash and condition it."
--lol, seriously. it probably takes her like an hour at least to wash her hair.

"I haven't read this book - and I'm starting to be thankful. This girl is the worst…"
--this book is incredibly frustrating to read, so you're probably better off not reading it. dawn is a total bitch.

bleeding_thorn2 November 5 2015, 17:34:58 UTC

I have no idea why Mal and Jessi didn't give any of the kids a fucking smack! I wouldn't go to green school once, much less five fucking times!

I freakin LOVE how the guys bought brie and things to eat and everyone had a cow!

heymalice November 5 2015, 20:02:40 UTC

i don't know why they let the kids get away with that shit either, i wouldn't have put up with that shit, NO WAY.

i love that part too! it's one of the only good things in this piece of shit book!