Oct 08, 2015 12:32
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#57 dawn saves the planet,
cult of janine,
drama,
dawn preachy,
beecham & hillgartner,
hypocrisy,
cult,
lame,
dawn is a massive bitch,
mal must suffer,
dawn and her soapbox,
dawn's bitch face,
shut up dawn,
unwarrented self-importance,
everyone is crazy,
insanity,
karen is a brat,
headache inducing
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dawn says she wishes she could've been there to 'see them in action'. because she knows she would have been very proud--*is speechless* But why should I be speechless when we're used to Dawn and her hissy fits, no doubt the brainwashing worked for the kids.
byron informs jessi that mal was caught drinking water from a paper cup. if these kids had their way, she would drink it straight from the tap. --Or from Frodo's water tube. I'm sorry because I'm brainfarting on what you actually call that thing!
she was caught using paper towels in the kitchen! apparently she dried her hands on paper towels instead of a cloth.--Not sure if she cleaned up any messes from Jordan or not, I'm kinda wishing Byron had been the one to say this so that way Mallory could throw it back in his face when she has to clean up his milk that he had spilled. Anybody remember if she cleaned that up with a paper towl or cloth towel?
"they think it's cute." mallory replied.--Of course they would, instead of telling them to knock it off.
it gets to a point where you're just running on automatic, your nerves are fucking shot and eventually, you just stop caring about shit. you're just trying to get everything done and get through the day without offing yourself.--Absolutely agree
well, then i hope to god you're going to print, jessi, because your handwriting is damned near impossible to decipher most of the time. --Jessi's really is my least favorite handwriting. I can make it out but I really do prefer Dawn and Stacey's handwriting if I had to pick favorites.
HOLD UP, is he chapter two'ing his own life to the PRESIDENT??!?! good lord.--lmfao!
who was the Real Live President back when this was written? hmmm..1992, did all y'all in the US have clinton yet?--We were still on George H.W Bush
"is that recycled paper?" adam asked, pointing to the stationery they'd used.--Another thing that bothers me is thinking about others bossing other people around without checking on their own stuff to make sure you weren't flubbing up and all of your paper is recycled paper?
mallory rolls her eyes at jessi, she seems to do that a quite a bit in this chapter. she tells the green gestapo/schafer youth that they don't need to arrest anyone, they just need to make sure that the fucking faucet is completely turned off. --Exactly. And it's books like this one that I'd make sure I was out of the house as much as possible. Idk if I have this attitude because I don't have any brothers or sisters. I know stunts like this would have me telling the siblings to piss off.
adam is the first to come out of the stupor, "we better check out the rest of the house right away. we've got lots of faucets and showers.--Wouldn't it have made sense to be doing stuff like this to start with instead of ordering people around when you bust them doing something against the planet? I swear I'm picturing a scene from A Christmas Story. The mom made a point of turning off the leg lamp while literally every other light in the house was turned on.
"not so fast," mal said. "it's not a waste. we can use this bag again. i'll rinse it out and then put it in the dish drainer to dry. how does that sound?"'--Especially when you can make other uses for it. I know I've seen on Martha Stewart's shows and some of the Food Network shows that I used to watch would show how to turn a sandwich baggy into a piping bag just by cutting off the tip
at the very least, being forced to go to green school herself would show her just how NOT CUTE her spawn is behaving--Exactly.
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i have to ask, who the hell eats off of paper towels anyway??? --I always eat off of hard plates or plastic bowls.
well, as my husband always says, "common sense isn't common."--lol, so true!
dawn is grinning like the maniacal nutjob--So yeah, I'm picturing Norman Bates at the end of Psycho during this scene.
and this is when dawn starts to alienate the entire school…--Is it really possible to forgive behavior like this? It just wouldn't surprise me if the rest of the school became wary of being around Dawn because she acts like such a bitch so much of the time. She just really showed her ass in this book.
she was probably muttering, "you fucking psycho" under her breath--Among other things as well!
but first she make snotty comments about what a 'pigsty' shawna's locker is and how it's a big surprise because 'she is always so perfect-looking'.--Kristy's locker probably looks and smells worse.
too bad you didn't "lern' to spell. --And "learn" is such a common word, wouldn't it be in some of her Nancy Drew books? I have no idea how old Nancy Drew was/if she was still in school. I remembered her as being a teenager--at least 16 or 17.
"to prove that we don't need to eat mystery meat and pickled green beans to have a good lunch."'--There's no stopping students from bringing their own lunches whenever they want and it's beyond me why they didn't if the food is that nasty.
(called 'bloomers' because nobody in stoneybrook knows a fucking thing about subtlety, or creativity.)--Yeah, I laughed harder than I probably should at that name.
so melody goes over to a corner and tells hannie she'll make the letters if hannie draws a picture of a plant. i hope she draws a pot leaf, because seriously, everyone involved with the making of this book is seriously smoking up.--lol!
this book is a very effective sleeping pill. hopefully it won't be like one of those creepy sleeping pills that make people do weird shit in their sleep like binge eat, or drive cars. with my crappy luck i'll go to sleep tonight, then wake up out of a stupor at like, 3am, in the kitchen, building a compost in the middle of the kitchen with my cat's poop and shouting "heil schafer!" or something equally messed up.--lmfao!
"i guess so." she sighed.--It's funny how at times Stacey can be the biggest bitch of all but she's keeping the bitchiness bottled up for stuff like this. There's no way I'd be able to hold my tongue. I can understand asking Claudia if she could help out if it's needed. You already promised the kids they could do this, what are you planning on telling them? I know I'd be asking "Why?" if I were told I could do something and then told that somebody else will do it instead.
"a little?" stacey shouted into the phone. "she barely let me finish a sentence."--Yeah, Dawn's being a total bitch but this really shouldn't surprise Stacey. When this idea of them working together came up, Stacey should've been hearing this music in her mind: wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=qMTrVgpDwPk
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS, DAWN?!??!?!??! these bitches are like Big Brother. the way they know every single thing the others say and do at all times, it's like something out of orwell. this is just FUCKED.--I think Kristy chipped the girls. Only thing that makes sense imo.
I enjoyed the snark and can't wait for the next part! :)
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--LOL, so true!
"*is speechless* But why should I be speechless when we're used to Dawn and her hissy fits, no doubt the brainwashing worked for the kids."
--yuck, seriously. this book is disturbing.
"Or from Frodo's water tube. I'm sorry because I'm brainfarting on what you actually call that thing!"
--oh my god, LMAO! you're totally right, i didn't even think of that!
"Not sure if she cleaned up any messes from Jordan or not, I'm kinda wishing Byron had been the one to say this so that way Mallory could throw it back in his face when she has to clean up his milk that he had spilled. Anybody remember if she cleaned that up with a paper towl or cloth towel?"
--ha, seriously! i don't remember what she used to clean the mess. do you remember which book that happened in? i could totally check. lol.
"Of course they would, instead of telling them to knock it off."
--for real. like, fucking control your kids, assholes. they just hate having to do any actual parenting, so of course they'd just let them run around getting away with murder.
"Jessi's really is my least favorite handwriting. I can make it out but I really do prefer Dawn and Stacey's handwriting if I had to pick favourites."
--jessi's was always my least favourite too. dawn and stacey's was so, so much easier to read, mal's as well. and abby's when she showed up later on. jessi's is fucking painful to try and read.
"We were still on George H.W Bush"
--yeah, i don't see him as being someone kids would feel they could send chummy letters to or try and be chummy with. but that's totally an outsider's (canadian's lol) perspective, so i don't really have any real idea.
"Another thing that bothers me is thinking about others bossing other people around without checking on their own stuff to make sure you weren't flubbing up and all of your paper is recycled paper?"
--totally. i bet, for instance, that none of dawn's paper is recycled, except for anything she would have bought after learning about it, but she still gave mary anne royal shit over the club record book.
"Exactly. And it's books like this one that I'd make sure I was out of the house as much as possible. Idk if I have this attitude because I don't have any brothers or sisters. I know stunts like this would have me telling the siblings to piss off."
--ugh, same here. i would be out of the house as much as i could if my siblings were being dicks like mal's are. i have four sisters, and maybe it's just the way the five of us grew up, but i would TOTALLY have told them to piss off if they were all behaving like this. and they totally would've told me to piss off if i was the one being an ass. lol.
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--it would've made SO MUCH MORE SENSE! just do it in the first place, you knobs! i love 'a christmas story', the reference made me laugh my ass off. i'm picturing this now too. XD
"Especially when you can make other uses for it. I know I've seen on Martha Stewart's shows and some of the Food Network shows that I used to watch would show how to turn a sandwich baggy into a piping bag just by cutting off the tip"
--i've totally done that! :)
"Exactly."
--she really SHOULD be forced to go to green school and so should mr. pike. they need to see that this shit isn't cool.
"Huh? They don't have some saucers around the house to hold the sandwiches? Sad thing is I can picture more laundry for Mallory when it concerns stuff like this. "Ooh, washed my hands and dried them on a towel one time. I'll put it in the laundry instead of using this one towel to dry my hands on.""
--ugh, i can see the same damned thing happening and it makes me sad and angry at the same time. i fucking hate her family.
"I always eat off of hard plates or plastic bowls."
--same here. i don't get this family. mr. and mrs. pike are probably behind that kind of shit, since they don't want to parent their kids or do fucking anything, the kids probably grew up eating off of paper towels and shit except for dinners. mall has the laziest parents on earth.
"So yeah, I'm picturing Norman Bates at the end of Psycho during this scene."
--YES TOTALLY!!! lol.
"Is it really possible to forgive behavior like this? It just wouldn't surprise me if the rest of the school became wary of being around Dawn because she acts like such a bitch so much of the time. She just really showed her ass in this book."
--i wouldn't be able to forgive this kind of shit. i would avoid her like the plague.
"Among other things as well!"
--haha, seriously!
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--i would bet anything that you're totally right!
"And "learn" is such a common word, wouldn't it be in some of her Nancy Drew books? I have no idea how old Nancy Drew was/if she was still in school. I remembered her as being a teenager--at least 16 or 17."
--you'd think it would be! i haven't read nancy drew since i was a kid, but i seem to remember her being about 16-17, too. wikipedia says in the original series, she was a 16 year high school graduate, but later versions had her at 18. but still, you'd think the word would be in there.
"There's no stopping students from bringing their own lunches whenever they want and it's beyond me why they didn't if the food is that nasty."
--it's beyond me too. unless it's one of those dumb things where kids will think you're a "baby" if you bring your own lunch, and all the "cool kids" buy the school lunch. i don't see any other reason the kids would subject themselves to shitty food.
"Yeah, I laughed harder than I probably should at that name."
--i did too, actually.
"It's funny how at times Stacey can be the biggest bitch of all but she's keeping the bitchiness bottled up for stuff like this. There's no way I'd be able to hold my tongue."
--i wouldn't be able to either. it's kind of weird that stacey is just putting up with this shit, now i think about it.
" I can understand asking Claudia if she could help out if it's needed. You already promised the kids they could do this, what are you planning on telling them? I know I'd be asking "Why?" if I were told I could do something and then told that somebody else will do it instead."
--i would totally be asking why, too. if i were one of those kids, i'd probably be really upset, as well.
"Yeah, Dawn's being a total bitch but this really shouldn't surprise Stacey. When this idea of them working together came up, Stacey should've been hearing this music in her mind: wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=qMTrVgpDwPk"
--LMAO!!!
"I think Kristy chipped the girls. Only thing that makes sense imo."
--oh my god, i bet you're right!!!!
"I enjoyed the snark and can't wait for the next part! :)"
--thank you!!! :D i'll probably put it up within the next few days. tomorrow is thanksgiving here in canada, so i'll be busy the next two days or so, but i'll post it asap!
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