Maid Mary Anne Chapters 1-4

Jun 04, 2013 03:10

This book has never been snarked all the way through, most likely because it sucks. I'll see if I can make it all the way through.

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kahran042 June 4 2013, 09:19:11 UTC
...And this has what, exactly, to do with this snark?

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with_rainfall June 4 2013, 10:59:35 UTC
They're a spambot. I'm not sure how to flag comments on my phone - anyone else have any idea?

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kahran042 June 4 2013, 19:08:21 UTC
I know it's a spambot. I was trying to be snarky. :)

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kakeochi_umai June 4 2013, 10:09:24 UTC
First, thanks for snarking a book that hasn't been completely snarked before! I always like when people do that.

"Happy families are all alike."
Then how come they always go on about how OMGCAHRAZY Kristy's family is? I mean, WE know that any household with Karen in it is a very unhappy one, but that's not what these girls think.

Mary Anne agonizes that her family isn't like others so maybe they aren't happy
...And here we go. Again, the reason your family is unhappy isn't because it's a blended family, it's because you live with Dawn. Don't worry, that problem's going to be solved in the next book.

Wtf Mary Anne is running late for a job with the Arnolds as Dawn offers to wash her plate and MA fawns for 2 paragraphs about how amazing that is and she hopes she would have done the same. Why are they washing their dishes individually instead of taking it in turns to wash the lot like a normal family? Does Dawn gag if she has to WASH a plate that's touched meat? Is this why Mary Anne is swooning over her incredible act of generosity ( ... )

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egadthearchaeo June 4 2013, 12:50:54 UTC
Yeah, I was wondering about why Mrs. Pike was asking if her own daughter was free. Shouldn't that be something Mrs. Pike should already know?

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wildmagelet June 4 2013, 22:19:19 UTC
Especially considering that Mal is ELEVEN. If you don't know where your eleven-year-old will be on Thursday afternoon, I think there are some issues. I'll give her the small benefit of the doubt and assume that she was asking if Mal had already booked another sitting job during that meeting. Then again, this is the Pikes and Stoneybrooke, where parents probably wouldn't notice if their kids stole the Junk Bucket and hopped it to Vegas for a week, so maybe not.

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xand_so_it_isx June 4 2013, 19:23:09 UTC
Oh goodness now I am thinking about how Mavis broke her ankle. It was obviously a sewing orgy.

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with_rainfall June 4 2013, 11:16:29 UTC
"Maid Mary Anne", har har. Although it isn't so bad as titles go.

Yes, Dawn/MA washing their own individual dishes bothered me, too - why wouldn't you just pile them up and wait for one person to do the washing up? It's weird because Richard seems like he would've insisted they eat at the same time, at the table, as opposed to letting MA watch TV and help herself to meals, so it's not like they would each have to rinse their own dishes. Mm, MA strikes me as the type to like tea - and I know she's only thirteen, but come on, that's almost adulthood in these books.

Great job snarking this :) I laughed so hard at the bits about the Pikes.

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kakeochi_umai June 5 2013, 03:52:27 UTC
It's weird because Richard seems like he would've insisted they eat at the same time, at the table
He does! My first thought was that it says so in Dawn and the Fat Shaming Is Awesome, because I snarked that book, but they're also described as eating together in this very scene. I get why this exchange was there, but there are a million and one less contrived ways it could have been done.

"Maid Mary Anne", har har. Although it isn't so bad as titles go.
And now I'm hearing "Mistress Mavis left the broom in my fanny!"

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xand_so_it_isx June 5 2013, 04:58:49 UTC
Stoppppp I am having bad images about Mary Anne and Mavis.

They were all eating breakfast together, but like, it seemed implied they each were supposed to wash their own plate? That makes no sense, why wouldn't one person wash them all.

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darth_firefly June 4 2013, 11:49:34 UTC
"Happy families are all alike." Well we all know Lerangis likes to begin his books with onomatopoeia, I guess Nola Thacker likes to begin hers by quoting Russian Literature

Anna Karenina... +shudders+ The third worst book I read for Lit in high school.

Dawn offers to wash her plate and MA fawns for 2 paragraphs about how amazing that is

This makes me wonder - is having a dishwasher a status symbol in Stoneybrook?

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kakeochi_umai June 5 2013, 10:22:13 UTC
What were the first two worst books? And how come Anna Karenina made the list?(I haven't read it or really heard anything about it except that quote.)

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darth_firefly June 5 2013, 12:22:48 UTC
Anna Karenina was about 500 pages too long. It also has very weak plot - which you might not notice for all the Russian Imperial decadence going on.

The other two books were O Pioneers and Things Fall Apart.

Additional: I was the only person in my class who liked Grendel and hated Beowulf. Everyone else was the other way around.

Maybe it's because I could tell that Beowulf was an asshole all the time.

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loubeelou June 7 2013, 11:57:30 UTC
Thacker left out whole point of the quote! The actual opening line is: "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." Kinda changes the insinuation.

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skittish_derby June 4 2013, 12:43:08 UTC
I lived all throughout southern California and moved to New Hampshire (not too far from Connecticut) and the writers ARE idiots. 85 degrees in New England is ten times worse than a hundred degrees in San Diego-- it is totally the humidity and it is cloying.

I WISH these books, and others, were visited upon by wizards.

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