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Sea City Here We Come part 4

May 27, 2013 23:23

Hey guys, I'm back after a massive break in this with the not at all thrilling or interesting conclusion.

Part One: http://bsc-snark.livejournal.com/406709.html

Part Two: http://bsc-snark.livejournal.com/409365.html

Part Three: http://bsc-snark.livejournal.com/413885.html

( I can't believe I used to love this book )

summer hijinx, mal must suffer, what would claudia wear?, ss#10: sea city here we come, super special, stacey is a bitch, claudia outfit woo!

Comments 4

kakeochi_umai May 28 2013, 11:31:35 UTC

She storms in from the bathroom waving around some wash cloths insisting Dawn used her towel. Dawn rationally points out that maybe it was one of the 7 Barrett-Dewitt children, and Stacey ignores her and screams some more about towels.
Yeah, if you can't handle someone using your towel then being a live-in babysitter probably isn't the job for you. And isn't it Mallory she's supposed to be mad at? With how much Ann hates Mallory it probably wouldn't be considered irrational for someone to accuse her of creeping into someone else's house in the dead of night just to wet their towel.

then Stacey snots off that Mal was too busy having fantasies about older boys to watch her kids. Burn.
I would have loved to see Mallory fire back that Stacey was too busy sulking about a boy to watch *her* kids, but we can't have that because that would mean something good would happen to Mallory.

I'm not gonna lie, I'd take candy with me if I had to evacuate too...

Stacey has canned deviled ham for dinner (is that spam?) and lima beans...those are ( ... )

xand_so_it_isx May 28 2013, 21:50:49 UTC

Omg I can't stop laughing at the idea of Mallory creeping over in the night to use the wash cloth

wavvedout May 28 2013, 13:52:59 UTC

(who???? Is this a total typo, or was Franklin's last name originally Harris at some point and then switched to DeWitt? I just went back a few pages and it says Harris another time too. What is going on? Omg did I make up Dewitt? Help.)

Its totally Dewitt. Nice.

Then Nicky takes things up a notch and throws some sand in Buddy's face

Ive reached a new level of lameness because I totally imagined this scene as the climatic fight scene in Bloodsport and Buddy is a young Jean Claude Van Damme. "Get up Frankie!" OK Im a nerd.

I hope we get a hurricane again someday.

As do I, Karen. As do I.

Dear Daddy, remember that time you kidnapped me and now I am not allowed to see you and you are never mentioned? I am writing to you anyway.

HA!

Then Claudia picks out some buttons with pictures of people such as Virginia Woolf, Jimi Hendrix, Stephen Hawking, and Janis Joplin.

Seriously? A Stephen Hawking button? I....so.....but...... OMG WHATEVS.

darth_firefly May 28 2013, 14:45:53 UTC

Between this book, Snowbound and Karen's Hurricane I'm convinced no one in Stoneybrook knows how to properly prepare for severe weather. Except people who don't use the BSC. They have the common sense to go to the store, stock up on supplies, or get the hell out of Dodge.

....which makes me wonder why there never was a Dawn book with a moderately strong earthquake in it...at least those just happen with almost no warning and you have an excuse for getting caught off guard.