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Dear Right-Wing Nutjobs Anti-Abortion Protesters:

Please keep your disgusting photos off my highway. You have the right to your beliefs, and I have the right to drive down the highway without seeing pictures that make me want to smack you upside the head for logical fallacies in your "argumentation" style want to puke all over my dashboard ( Read more... )

So, my grandmother listens to conservative talk radio. We were coming out of the grocery store, and when she turned on the car, Sean Hannity was on. He was comparing sissy ment to Chamberlain in some sort of analogy that made no sense to me, only partially because I hadn't heard the whole spiel ( Read more... )

My Chinese teacher on why Chinese-Americans never run for president: "Our mothers, they gossip so much the FBI cannot take it. Also, Chinese think the feng shui of the White House not good."

Take THAT, Bush!

Other funnies from Chinese class:

Jarred asked what our teacher's relationship status on Facebook was.
Laoshi: You make me embarrassed! I ( Read more... )

ST:TOS Version: Dump him on the Enterprise. Kirk will punch him every now and again, but ultimately his death will be caused by Spock, who logics Bush until Bush's brain, unable to deal with this, gives up and commits suicide, taking him out with it. After all, the good of the many outweighs the good of the many, or the one.

ST:TNG Version: Q ( ( Read more... )

This pretty much speaks for itself. And unless Obama does something really horrible, I will be voting for him. Yes, folks, Sara will vote for a major party candidate.

Well, I've been talking to people lately about my strong political independence. I don't like either of the major political parties, and I hate being forced into a lesser of two evils choice. I have a moral/ethical problem with this. So I vote independent, often writing in candidates because Alabama requires a ridiculously high number of ( Read more... )

I found this really fun community, corrupted_wish. You post a wish, and somebody else posts the consequences along with their wish. Here's mine from today.

Me: I wish I could speak Mandarin fluently.
Response: Granted. But now you can only speak Mandarin, and when you try to communicate thousands of angry Bush-supporters stone you for being a communist ( Read more... )

It irritates the piss out of me when professors bash the president in class. (Note that I said "the president," not Bush.) I hate it when professors use the classroom to air their personal political views. My criminal justice professor spent a sizeable chunk of today's class doing that. Criminal justice is an easily politicized discipline, yes ( Read more... )

If my name were George Wallace Jr., I would most certainly change my name before running for public office, especially in the state of Alabama ( Read more... )