5 bikinis

[bromanteau]

Comments

[wonderderp]

your clothes are different too ms strider???
oh nooooo :(
someone must have pulled a really big prank or something!

[sismanteau]

or maybe the elves are just retarded fucks that need to get their shit together.

quietly breaks gender barrier for this icon

[wonderderp]

nooooo the house elves are our friends!!
they are cute and nice and would not do anything malicious to us!!!

[sismanteau]

maybe they went crazy.

genderswapped and transcending PBs '^'

[dofaye]

Are you really so proud of your supposed testosterone levels, professor?

crying

[sismanteau]

do you have less stupid questions up in your artillery de ferrier.
of fucking course im proud of my off the charts testosterone levels.
we live in a mans society.
im manlier than all these bozos.

/boob bounce

[dofaye]

It's a valid question. I find masculinity quite overrated, myself.

[sismanteau]

thats because youre a sexist portrayal of a woman.

[slicorice]

[so normally bro is weird enough for slick to ignore.

but this is just bizarre. he is compelled.]

what
are you talking about

[sismanteau]

my inanimate homosexual lover
is actually a man.
im sobbing into my pillow slick.
need some ice cream to drown out this sorrow.

[slicorice]

since when is your stupid puppet not a [PAUSE THIS IS V. WEIRD]
man puppet

[sismanteau]

since fucking forever.
dude are you high or somethin.

[officestuck]

are you a girl now ..........

[sismanteau]

ive always been a girl.
do i need to go over where you are and give you a fuckin lap dance.
be sure to get those fifty dollar bills ready.

[officestuck]

oh

[... drop... lets...]

[sismanteau]

what.

1/?

[pretty_darn_gay]

2/?

[pretty_darn_gay]

3/?

[pretty_darn_gay]

4/?

[pretty_darn_gay]