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slicorice May 21 2011, 02:58:33 UTC
[so normally bro is weird enough for slick to ignore.

but this is just bizarre. he is compelled.]

what
are you talking about

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:07:31 UTC
my inanimate homosexual lover
is actually a man.
im sobbing into my pillow slick.
need some ice cream to drown out this sorrow.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:08:33 UTC
since when is your stupid puppet not a [PAUSE THIS IS V. WEIRD]
man puppet

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:11:31 UTC
since fucking forever.
dude are you high or somethin.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:16:52 UTC
no
are you
wouldnt be fucking surprised

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:28:30 UTC
dude no.
just woke up and tore my fuckin office apart.
suddenly all my shits genderbent.
but im sure lil kyla is and has always been a woman.
lemme get a fuckin picture to remind you.

[A minute later:]

ok so someone replaced all my pictures with this hot dude with my shades.
fine ill just draw her.


... )

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:31:33 UTC
its your fucking weird as hell puppet in a skirt
and a wig
why is your puppet in a fucking wig
youre out of your damn mind

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:36:20 UTC
she has always had a skirt and her hair is natural.
no youre out of your damn mind.
maybe you should call your lesbian wife so she can take you to a doctor.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:38:44 UTC


my what

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:41:24 UTC
lesbian wife.
sleuth.
dude.
what the fuck.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:43:21 UTC
[casually drips ink for a moment]

sleuth isnt a lesbian
or my wife
or my anything
hes not even capable of any of those things
are you sure youre not fucking high

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:47:35 UTC
he.
ok yeah no pretty damn sure sleuth has a vagina.
you see that shit every goddamn day.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:49:00 UTC
is this conversation really fucking happening right now

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:52:36 UTC
yes.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:55:04 UTC
what the fuck
did you dip a little too hard into the firewhiskey
im pretty sure thats the only reasonable explanation

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:58:46 UTC
no.
did you.

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