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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:28:30 UTC
dude no.
just woke up and tore my fuckin office apart.
suddenly all my shits genderbent.
but im sure lil kyla is and has always been a woman.
lemme get a fuckin picture to remind you.

[A minute later:]

ok so someone replaced all my pictures with this hot dude with my shades.
fine ill just draw her.



ring any fuckin bells.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:31:33 UTC
its your fucking weird as hell puppet in a skirt
and a wig
why is your puppet in a fucking wig
youre out of your damn mind

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:36:20 UTC
she has always had a skirt and her hair is natural.
no youre out of your damn mind.
maybe you should call your lesbian wife so she can take you to a doctor.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:38:44 UTC


my what

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:41:24 UTC
lesbian wife.
sleuth.
dude.
what the fuck.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:43:21 UTC
[casually drips ink for a moment]

sleuth isnt a lesbian
or my wife
or my anything
hes not even capable of any of those things
are you sure youre not fucking high

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:47:35 UTC
he.
ok yeah no pretty damn sure sleuth has a vagina.
you see that shit every goddamn day.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:49:00 UTC
is this conversation really fucking happening right now

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:52:36 UTC
yes.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:55:04 UTC
what the fuck
did you dip a little too hard into the firewhiskey
im pretty sure thats the only reasonable explanation

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 05:58:46 UTC
no.
did you.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 05:59:33 UTC
no
im not the one imagining someone swapped all my shit though

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 06:02:42 UTC
holy shit.
its true.
wait do you think i used to have a dick too.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 06:03:48 UTC
i never fucking checked but its what i assumed

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sismanteau May 21 2011, 06:04:48 UTC
hate to break it to you.
but im pretty sure im a woman.

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slicorice May 21 2011, 06:06:12 UTC
you werent the last fucking time you did your ridiculous sunglasses and bullshit
bullshit
thing

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