5 bikinis
aight.
which one of you rugrats thought it would be a good idea to replace all my girly shit with manly shit.
not that i dont appreciate the gesture.
i do ooze more testosterone than half the male population of the school.
its a nice compliment.
so id like to send the perpetrator a bouquet of flowers and appreciation coming from from my heart.
gratitude truer than a slave being granted alms.
maybe id give whoever it is a nice trip down the stairs too.
but i meant was.
what was the fucking point.
i know im a fuckin sex god and every man and womans sexual fantasy but jegus im in a goddamn school.
im not going to star in music videos with rihanna and just this t-shirt on.
im pretty chill about this whole thing even if these pants are way too loose.
who the fuck are we kidding here im always pretty chill.
well there is one little detail that annoys the shit out of me.
why the fuck is lil kyla a dude.
seriously fuck you.
why.
[ooc: will respond to shit with the account sismanteau 8D]